I'LL BE OKAY

the real april fools joke is me still being on this hellsite after 8 years

its me. im the april fool.

Need this.

I got mine before but I could use some more

This is brilliant and I love it

And Steve thinks he’s in a teen romance, but in reality he’s the guy showing up ten minutes late with Starbucks to the horror movie.

this unsettles me in ways I cannot understand

hey what’s up

It’s a movie about a old man turning his house into a hot air balloon

thanks

This was a surreal experience

Sometimes u just gotta make yourself a quesadilla and move the fuck on

The worst part about this post??? People saying “with cheese!” Bitch cheese is literally in the word if it had no cheese it would be a dilla

in some places a quesadilla doesnt include cheese

the energy i need moving into 2018 

2017 is the year we find love

even the uglies?

Especially us uglies

I worked with toddlers and pre schoolers for three years. Sometimes I accidentally slip and tell a friend to say bye to an inanimate object (“say bye bus!”) & occasionally they unthinkingly just do it.

I’m glad there’s a teacher version of “accidentally called teacher ‘mom’”

when I worked at Medieval Times occasionally I would slip in real life and call people “my lord”

One time during family prayer, dad began: “our father who art in heaven, American Airlines, how can I help you?”

Yesterday I went to Wendy’s and the girl said “Welcome to McDonalds” and then just sighed

there’s a million dogs i haven’t pet - but just you wait, just you wait