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“Living weapon” covers a lot and all of it is hot

“stabbing crying killing hot” has a fantastic ring to it

This reads like Captain Picard having trouble at the replicator.

the thing is like men and men really cant be friends because the sex part does always get in the way like thats true. and i mean that like im actually dead serious about that

like have you ever seen two straight men attempt to be friends with each other but the gay sex they arent having is literally preventing them from the transformative healing power of friendship. this is real

i dont even mean this in a "they want to fuck each other" way (although many of them do and will never know it) i mean that like the fact that gay sex is even hypothetically possible between them makes it loom over their friendship like it genuinely haunts them that they could be having it. gay sex is the elephant in the room every time they attempt to be emotionally vulnerable with one another, every time they let a hug linger too long. they cannot address its existence and so there is always something in their way, preventing true connection. and that something is the gay sex. that they are not having. the elephant of gay sex

This Pride Month, forget CAMPY DRAG 🪩 and start DRAGGING 🤒🚽 with CAMPYLOBACTER!!!! 🧫 Get your milk like you take your dick - RAW 🥛🏳️‍🌈

kitten, the cost of living is simply too high. we're gonna need to each get at least one other weed smoking girlfriend to keep momma's farm

not a caller not a texter but a secret third thing

don’t contact me. ever

call me ʔ the way i make her glottal stop. this is nothing. this post is fucking nothing.

I've been told it's racist to bar immigrants from my american-only restaurant, and they're right, anyone who lives in america is an american too, so I've changed the wording to "born-americans only"

This is actually so interesting to read- it’s from 2012 but its full of the same anxieties, even some of the same phrasing that many of the guardian’s later pieces on transness use. really hammers home how much of the terfism that emerged in the late 10s was middle class mothers angry at a loss of control over their adult children- whether that be their bodies or their friends or their opinions- and making that everyone’s problem because they have the power to do so

Also just the classism of her associating tattoos with “vest tops, dogs on chains, broken beer glasses”; like, just say you hate poor people

i skink therefore i scram...!

at this point a lot of you would cheer if terfs started pushing to relabel bathrooms as "afab" and "amab"

the arguments for "afab only" spaces are identical in both form and function to terf bathroom arguments, the language used is just "progressive"

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!