Jesse Stuart - Writer

Some other bangers;

there's also "pull yourself up by the bootstraps" which conservatives are oh so fond of saying

"Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery that mediocrity can pay to greatness."

It should be best practices for any place selling this stuff to warn purchasers of this effect.

Fuck you

Bisexual Panic! In the Greenwood

So this story is basically where a man is lured away from his wife by a fairy/goblin shapeshifter that looks like a beautiful woman, and he remains enchanted by her for many years. He does manage to escape, with the help of a man in white and his magic staff, and returns to his wife to find she's being wooed by a mystery wealthy nobleman, and they're due to marry as she thinks her husband is dead. It turns out the mystery noble is the same goblin/fairy in disguise. It just liked both of them I guess.

*Trying to look for quick and easy recipes on BBC Good Food especially soups*

If you are in this fix and would like advice (if you don't, by all means, ignore me and do you!): Potato onion soup. 4 potatoes, 4 onions/leeks, 4 cloves garlic optional (but you want it if you're dairy free). Chop. Put in big pot with a lil oil in the bottom, turn heat on medium & stir it around until you can kinda smell onions & garlic. Add packaged stock to cover- veggie stock, chicken stock, or, in a pinch, water. Add salt, add pepper. How much? Pour into the well of your a cupped palm until it's a heap about the size of your thumb, that's probably enough. If you want other herbs (thyme, rosemary), about half that much. Bring to boil- big bubbles, like pasta water. Turn down to medium-ish heat- you want to see little bubbles, for about 15 minutes. Remove from heat. If you are fancy and/or do not like chunks, you can run this through a blender (carefully!) or use an immersion blended to make it smooth. If you are dairy free, you can eat this as is. If you are not, add about a cup of cream, stir. Eat what you want. Let the rest cool, put into single serve containers/quart ziplock baggies, freeze, microwave soup!

I MADE POTATO SOUP

When it's too hot to wear a hoodie but the air feels a bit cool against my skin while I'm sitting to work

I find it so dumb when people's entire argument is something like: "But they're only hiring that actor because they need to. Nowadays they have to have a gay person, or a black one, in everything. It's forced inclusivity"... Cause like... so? yeah I think it's good actually that people feel the need to be inclusive, that's a good thing!

My only contribution to Baldur's Gate discourse is...