Sapphire

unironically love the phrase “but I’m being so brave about it” because truly, like, what other choice do we have in this wretched existence? what a beautiful way to remind yourself to keep going, even if only out of spite

whenever carry on my wayward son comes on the radio I feel like I’m in a hostage situation

No the tweeter is right, treason is funny and doesn’t matter, gaming is more important

the tight $3 fruit of the loom shirt tucked into those straight leg denim jeans, he may as well be in drag

hate whenever mfs in horror media are like “what was that noise…” bro you and i both know its creatures

the boys at the dojo are skeptical of my "Gentle Hand", the new technique i learned from an ancient tome. they say all kinds of shit. "it'll never work", "i don't see the tactical advantage here", "what you're doing is already a thing and it's called a handjob", etc. but we'll see who's laughing when i've revolutionized martial arts forever

I've had enough btw

ummm hi do u remember me? we were two bacterias in the acidic springs of ethiopia and we were friends

I hope Dusko is doing okay