I canāt believe a humble security guard saved our planet from the aliens.
Stranger Things
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
I'd rather be in outer space šø

ellievsbear
we're not kids anymore.

#extradirty
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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will byers stan first human second
One Nice Bug Per Day
Misplaced Lens Cap
Xuebing Du

Andulka
trying on a metaphor
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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$LAYYYTER

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I canāt believe a humble security guard saved our planet from the aliens.

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Alexander Girard, La Fonda del Sol Ā / Ā 1960
solar eclipse reminder
the fire nation will be at their weakest, so at noon we strike.
So we can all agree that Reese Witherspoon has mastered cloning, yeah?
star wars: *is literally a multi billion dollar franchise*
also star wars:

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fools: a midnight snack
me: the meal between dinner and breakfast...Dark Lunch
ŠŠµŠ½Ń ŃŠ¾Š¶Š“ŠµŠ½ŠøŃ ŃŠøŠ»Ńного Šø Š½ŠµŠ·Š°Š²ŠøŃŠøŠ¼Š¾Š³Š¾ Š¼ŃŠ¶ŃинŃ.
āThe birthday of a strong and independent manā
Happy Fourth of July
thereās some lava bending going on thereā¦.Ā so she separated the ground down to the mantle layer (magma chamber)? then floated that chunk on lava then air bended it over?Ā
This is often cited as the single most powerful feat in bending in the entire franchise, and Iām inclined to agree. Kyoshi Island also manages to wind up quite a distance from the mainlandāletās assume itās still on the continental shelf, otherwise MY GODāand is large enough to sustain a reasonably-sized village with agriculture. Unless thereās an earthbending equivalent of the great comet going on, this is nuts. Avatar Kyoshi also lived to 230 years old. All of this begs the question to meāwhat the hell was up with her? Did she get a spirit-world power boost or something? These things are all very much outside the norm, even in a world of such extraordinary people. Whatās everybodyās theory on this?
She was just that strong
My thought has always been that Kyoshi was one of the few Avatars that was completelyĀ at peace with who and what she was. Ā Every other Avatar weāve seen ā even the best of them like Aang and Korra ā are conflicted over what they have to do and how they do it. Ā Guilt and self-loathing over their responsibilities and actions, regret over what they could have done better.
Kyoshi, however, never doubted herself. Ā Even without being arrogant, she always saw that what she did hadĀ to be done. Ā She took what were the only options. Ā You see this even in the advice she gives to subsequent Avatars: Be decisive. Ā Be final. Ā Commit.
Because of that, she was one of the few (Maybe only) Avatars who was able to completely encompass the powers available to them. Ā No part of her subconsciously didnāt want to use them. Ā There was no hesitancy buried so deep that she even didnāt realize it, Ā Unlike Aang, or Roku, or Koruk, or Korra, or Yangchen, or even Wan, she was able to give herself over totally to whatever she was doing and hold nothingĀ back.
Thatās why she was able to accomplish feats of bending and skill that no other Avatar could equal: Because she, alone of all the Avatars, had she SHEER CHUTZPHA to do it.

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This might be my favorite post hahaha
I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD YO BECAUSE DONāT THEY KNOW ITāS SUPPOSED TO BE THERE???
someone: You HAVE to style short hair.
me, with my hair sticking up in all directions like some kind of square enix protag: Interesting,
fandom for an American TV show: donāt watch it online!Ā watch the show on TV when it airs so the ratings go up! show your support!
me, a mere European:Ā
fandom for an American TV show: then at least watch it for free on their own website and support them through ads and hits
me, a mere European:
fandom for an American TV show: ok fine, then AT LEAST buy the DVDs when they come out and support the show through that!
me, a mere European:
FUCKING THIS OMFG
A Technicolor Basketball Court Emerges in Paris
i have never watched toy story
update: i just tried to make buzz and woody fuck in the shower and my game crashed

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my rooster doesnāt crow when the sun rises, he crows when he hears humans wake up, like you can literally just roll over in bed and heās like āhoLY SHIT THATāS A PEOPLE THE HUMAN ISAWAKE AHHH AHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHā
the same rooster - god guys heās so cute - he always lets hens eat treats first and wonāt have any treats until theyāve had as much as they want, unless itās a blueberry. shit, blueberries are like serious fucking business for Pharaoh. heās a gentleman until the damn blueberries come out and then he donāt play no fuckin games
in case you were wondering this is him
Itās been almost a year since I made this post so I guess I should update you guys on Pharaoh!
Heās still a sweetie but with more attitude and will fuck up your shit if heās grumpy or if youāre wearing shoes with shoelaces. He doesnāt like that. He watches Netflix with me a lot and cries anytime theres explosions or gunshots in a show. He has so many chicken lady friends who he adores and he has fathered 4 chicks. I tried to train him to walk on a leash but he protested by laying down and refusing to move, so we gave that up after a while. He likes to guard me from cars and squirrels, and even plastic bags (which are his worst fear)
Quality rooster
Yesterday i lost my glasses. And decided to document my frustration untilā¦ā¦ā¦ I really wish this was planned, but i gotta admit, I took a big L.
ā[defeated tone] So⦠I haveā¦. lost my glasses. And Iām afraid to leave my bed because I canāt see⦠and I fear I might step on my glasses. So Iām sitting here with my bee pillow pet⦠and I donāt know what to do.
I need to get up. I wanna get food. I gotta exfoliate and moisturize, cause my skin looking atrocious right now.
What if⦠[deep breath] What if I die here, yāall? Would anyone even miss me?Like, really?
I want Enrique Iglesias to come save me. Like, the ceiling opens up and like, he comes down from like, a heavenly cloud with my glasses, and heās singing. [imitating Enrique Iglesias]Ā āWould you dance? If I asked you to dance? I will be your hero baby!āĀ And I just take my glasses and Iām likeĀ āThanks yo! Put a shirt on homie!ā
But life, life donāt work⦠life⦠[prolonged silence]
[camera zooms in on glasses]Ā
[long silence; light chuckle] Enriqueā¦ā
This should win an Oscar