Amo con todo mi corazón, pero nunca funciona.

Frank: I’ve been playing quidditch for years! Years! And my abs still aren’t as defined as Lupin’s

Sirius: *staring at Remus* Yeah, he’s proper fit, that one.

James: *shoves Sirius* Slag

James: *turning to Frank* But yeah, it’s unfair.

Sirius: As if you’ve got any complaints about your physique.

James: Your brother sure doesn’t ;)

Sirius: I’m going to pretend I didn’t hear that.

James: Like you did during the hols, when Reg stayed over, and we-

Sirius: Potter, I swear to Merlin-

Frank: *not paying attention* What’s his workout routine?

James: Moony’s? He doesn’t work out.

Frank: What?

Frank: Then how in the hell does he look like that?!

Sirius: *smirking* Well… he does really ‘wolf out’ once a month. That exercises some muscles, for sure.

Sirius: He’s always quite worn out and sore the morning after.

Frank: *staring at Sirius, affronted* I did not need to know that, Black.

James: Yeah, Pads. Have some decorum.

Sirius: *scoffs* But you just-! I didn’t even mean- Frank, James was just-!

Frank: *muttering to himself* That does explain your stamina though… should I implement this into the team practice?

Sirius: *furiously blushing* WHAT?!

Frank: Hold on lads, gotta catch Lupin for a chat.

*Frank leaves*

Sirius: What just happened?

James: I’m not sure… but I think Frank is going to ask Moony how he shags you.

Sirius: I’m drowning myself in the lake

Bonus:

boys🍂

It was as if all of Remus’ life-long misfortune was actually amounting to something.

At this point I accepted that I only draw wolfstar at 4 am with one hand in my heart and the other in the pencil 💔

-Washes his emotional support water bottle without him knowing making Sirius think his never grows mold & other people are just weird

- Buys hair tries and hair clips whenever he sees that he’s running low on them because he always loses them or breaks them and Sirius just thinks he’s so good at keeping track of them. He also buys them to keep a few in every room of the house, in the car, and every one of his bags so he always has them on hand to give them to Sirius when he needs one

-On that same note, when he noticed that Sirius prefers hair clips over hair ties (unless it’s hair wash day), because hair ties leave indents in his hair, he started carrying hair clips with him in case Sirius needs one

-Braids Sirius’s hair without him asking

- Did research on what affordable wavy/curly hair products are the best when they were younger and didn’t have much money. And before they moved in together he bought the same products to keep in his bathroom so Sirius would have to take them with him whenever he stays over.

-Buys their favorite hand soap whenever they are running low. Sirius doesn’t know if they have like a gallon of it stored somewhere and remus refills or he goes and buys a new bottle each time

-Sprays his clothes with his cologne/perfume because he knows Sirius loves the smell of it (because he’s always sniffing at remus)

- Plays Sirius’s comfort movies, tv shows, his favorite music etc whenever he sees that Sirius is feeling anxious or just off

-Always makes sure they have Sirius’s favorite drinks and snacks stocked

-Cleans Sirius’s helmet

-Eats citrus flavored candy and leaves other flavors for Sirius because he doesn’t like them