schittyfic

It had started, innocently enough, with a hickey.

I: mmm good morning my shane

I: why angry face? looks very pretty on you 😘

S: You said it’d go down in a day or two. I have a game today, asshole

S: The guys are gonna see

I: and??

I: i would fuck you in front of whole locker room if you let me)))

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something i really really love about this scene is while yes, shane is laughing along with ilya, he's so much more subtle about it. he's trying his best to keep his composure because he knows how important this shoot is and he wants to be professional. and ofc ilya also knows that but he's just. so. flustered. by. shane. his crush on shane is SO big. and being so close to him, looking in his eyes like this...like ilya is just totally unable to keep his composure bc wowowowow this really hot hockey player who i've been crushing on since saskatchewan is looking directly into my eyes and smiling Like That and my heart is pounding so much and his freckles are so cute and my cock is twitching in my jockstrap and how the fuck am i supposed to keep my composure when all i wanna do is kiss him over and over...

and ilya turning his face away, that's not just because he's trying not to laugh. it's because he's embarrassed. he's flustered. he knows he's being Obvious, he knows he's being unprofessional, and i think that's part of why he just says fuck it when they're in the showers bc he's like....well surely this man knows how i feel now. surely he saw how flustered i was getting. surely he knows that i'm gonna make a move. but ofc shane is completely clueless and confused and that makes ilya feel even MORE flustered (and horny) lmao

Jacob with some spot-on Ilya character analysis (and general thoughts on sex-as-self)

"They Deserve Sunshine Too", Ilya Rozanov [Connor Storrie], Heated Rivalry | 1.06 The Cottage

Feb, 2026