Sinless

anyone got a sword i can fall on (NOT SEXUAL)

um. anyone got a sword i can fall on in maybe another style. maybe one that blurs the lines between violence and the erotic. it DOES have to be weird though

(no beers in) does anyone wanna keep me as their house pet forever

If you were really my friend you’d do this highly unethical experimental surgery on me

I hope having sex thinks about me too

this but carved in with the tip of a knife

you know you are really being very solipsistic and self-centred right now. the universe is vast and you are not the protgaonist of every story. have you considered that from some prespectives, the radiator is being handcuffed to you?

but babe you love being chained to the radiator

unidentified female object

I hope I am not just a parasocial creature to you but also a fetish object or perhaps masturbatory subject

do you want to come over and play hitting me