i cant wait to blog....

Learn to love reading and research I promise you’ll never be bored again

You ever see an Instagram model among normal people and they legit look like a freak?

Okay but what is the true communist outfit?

when James Baldwin said I can’t be a pessimist because I’m alive

when James Baldwin said to be a pessimist means that you have agreed that human life is an academic matter. So I am forced to be an optimist. I am forced to believe that we can survive whatever we must survive.

This is from a 1963 interview with Kenneth Bancroft Clark, which I recommend watching here.

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

get off of her (mount everest)!!!

girl 'mount' is literally in the name

her non-colonial name is sagarmatha. get off of her. go home.

If you become friends with someone they might offer you shelter or sources of protein

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

Blue Lois

can i help you

Red Marge

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

World Heritage Post

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me

Beware The Bitches That Be like Dot Dot Dot Before They SAy Shit

i bet that mario and luigi dont get pussy

And? Do you?

we’re not talking about me right now