i wish i was on a spaceship

the Cc in emails stands for Cuck chair

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil

trees are very 🥺 because sometimes i’ll stand under the shade of a tree and look up at it and it’ll sway its branches about in the wind and i’m like oh my God i’m alive and YOU’RE alive. we are alive together and made up of the same starry stuff and standing right next to each other in this moment on this earth. do u feel it when i reach out and press my hand to your trunk? can you hear me? i think you’re so neat. and then the sunlight filters through its leaves just so and that lovely green color leaves me dazzled. it’s just very nice to be an alive thing next to a different sort of alive thing

“It’s just very nice to be an alive thing next to a different sort of alive thing” I’m in love

am i allowed to text friends i have not spoken to in awhile or will they gather and beat me with sticks send post

i know you said we ride at dawn but i’m not a morning person actually. can we ride after lunch

I love tumblr because somehow I can end up being mutuals with a celebrity (someone that wrote a fic that I loved)

life is nothing without eroticism and whimsy

"I literally don't care. I just wanna live." like really unlocked something in me. About house centipedes, about bugs, about me.