is that blog... jedi issue sir?

You know I've said it before but I'll say it again. A lot of people in America have a sort of Noble Savage view of anybody living below the Mason-Dixon when it's usually a lot closer to Regular Savage.

lmfao the Scots in town for the World Cup have made a pilgrimage to Boston's world-famous Cop Annihilating Slide

Okay I know the quote tweet is supposed to be ridiculous but that is how people talk. I have seen people talk exactly like that. That is not even a ridiculous exaggeration of how certain lefty types talk.

Real ancient deities: Etn-Muub, patron god of copper, rats, shoes, leatherworkers, bed-wetting, and small dogs; Etn-nu, main creator deity but not THAT main creator deity the other one OR alternatively the god of salads and fishing OR the brother of the main creator deity who is also somehow his mom; Lungabalad, main god of war/totally unimportant god of war/god of kicking people in the balls that has a coincidentally similar name to the god of war

guy who's been threatening to break into your house and kill you in your sleep for months unprovoked says "also don't buy a gun btw"

The ground in these places is too compact for water to soak in during wet season which leads to flooding but digging these holes gives the water a place to stop and soak in. And they’re pushing back the desert with this. By just digging holes.

These places also give people places to grow food and graze animals like people are turning completely dry compact desert into a refuge for wildlife and plants and solving regional food insecurity just by digging holes.

Immensely cool dude. He's been a personal hero since I learned about him.

This is the face of a man adding beauty to the world and making the future better.

It's still in the debugging phase (last error fixed: every planet wants to have a population of exactly 5000 regardless of other factors, turned out to be a missing equals sign somewhere), but I'm psyched for this and trying to gauge interest for how high a priority 'make this an accessible web tool' needs to be.

Will go through and tag interested parties when things calm down below 100 notes an hour.

Very cute 10/10