doo doo a dollop of dank weed

Murph is the opposite of the Iyengar & Mulligan Pro Bono Rules Lawyer where instead of being a public defender he’s works for the prosecution and I love him for it

Look at what they’ve taken from us

you'll never be punk yr clothes are from shein and yr makeup is from tiktok

becomes so horny that i transform into a swarm of eels living in a beautiful and picturesque lake

omg this is apparently a symptom of adhd. this explains SO much

If Taylor Swift used her power for good she would be such a great stochastic terrorist. She would post on Instagram "Hey guys, Tay here. Just wanted to say that whoever delivers me the head of Ron DeSantis on a platter will get free Eras Tour tickets. #ShadeNeverMadeAnybodyLessGay." It would be at her doorstep in two hours.

it is quite literally a pug situation. their mouths don’t even move anymore

why are yt to mp3 websites always the shadiest fuckin sites I feel like I’m going down a dark alleyway risking the chance of getting drugged and/or stabbed just bc its the only place where I can find a guy to deal me some decent fart with extra reverb dot mp3s