Kyle Spekter

Clearly this is not proper jamiroquai care because there’s no constantly running conveyer belt floor for his enrichment

Was trying to make a joke about TV writing to my friend the other day and had to pause and go "...does the phrase 'surf dracula' mean anything to you?"

image description: tweet by @/topherflorence, reading: back in the day if u did a tv show called surf dracula you'd see that fool surfing every week in new adventures but in the streaming era the entire 1st season gotta be a long ass flashback to how he got the surfboard until you finally get to see him surf for 5 min in the finale /end description

in case folk outside the UK aren't abreast of our news, the British press just hounded a black academic to death

If you are attracted to a girl it's important to show her sinister artifacts and relics

hanging out with family is sooo weird. what do I say to you

black mold and lead can’t affect me because i’m pure of heart