Everything’s Whatever

nah that looks Sufficiently Weasel to me. maybe not Most Weasel but that’s definitely Pretty Dang Weasel

Real talk though has anyone else just thrown away a whole Tupperware container bc you left food in there for way too long and now you’re afraid to open it?

I hate it when microwave meals say things like “delectable” and “exquisite” on the packaging. I’m eating radioactive garbage just let me live

I’m 99% sure this photoset drops in image quality every time it passes my dash

people w words like cool friendly nice friend buddy guy etc in their URL I automatically trust u

whats your credit card number

If you press the clitoris and the g-spot at the same time the vagina takes a screenshot

HEY WHAT

*points at ur bulge* is this seat taken

Girls are so bold that’s such a turn on

im a guy

Oops lol no thank you

I never offered to give you anything

What the hell kind of cow is that?

Don’t be rude that’s their boyfriend

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