私は

aye can i get uh………ingredients on my burger

beetroot?

you want beetroot?

you want fucking beet root?

ingredience

going clown spotting 

have you checked the mirror

well if you want me to die you can just say so

im educated but like…im still stupit

take off your shoes before you enter my blog

taylor swift and ed sheeran are inextricably linked in my mind because both of them do this thing over and OVER again where they release a song, and the first time i hear it on the radio i think to myself “oof, this one’s…. not very good. stale, no hook or catchy tune, lyrically flaccid, beatless and joyless. guess this one’s gonna be a Big Flop :/” sometimes the song is even legitimately annoying and Unpleasant to listen to, like it grates on my brain and makes me change the station. and then, without fail, the song rockets to the top of the charts and stays there for like 30 weeks, gets played on every radio station four times an hour for the next year and a half, eight million straight couples dance to it at their weddings,