Professional Simp

1.) "I can't stop thinking about you."

2.) "You're still the same person I fell in love with."

3.) "Why would you prank me with something like that?"

4.) "There's no way in hell I'm doing that."

5.) "I don't know how someone can even be that stupid."

6.) "What do you mean maybe? It was a yes or no question."

7.) "Give me my phone!"

8.) "You're never going to let that go, are you?"

9.) "You're the one that labelled this as 'just fun'. I don't owe you shit."

10.) "Forget it, you're not even worth it."

11.) "Say that one more time and you're done."

12.) "I'm no one's property."

13.) "I have a kid?"

14.) "How could you hide something like that from me?"

15.) "I panicked, okay?"

16.) "I can't believe I'm sitting in a mall jail with you of all people."

17.) "Now you wanna talk? Well fuck you."

18.) "How did this happen?"

19.) "Just one drink."

20.) "Let's see if you can keep up."

21.) "There's the door, feel free to get the fuck out!"

22.) "Listen to me, okay? We're getting out of here together."

23.) "This is so stupid."

24.) "And yet you're still here."

25.) "We have nothing to talk about."

26.) "Are you going to tell him?"

27.) "It's better off this way."

28.) "I can do whatever I want. We're not dating, remember?"

29.) "Relax, it's just me."

30.) "You moved on and so did I."

31.) "How do you always convince me to do the stupidest shit?"

32.) "How are you so stupid and so hot at the same time?"

33.) "Call 999!"

34.) "This is the last time I'm letting you in my house."

35.) "It was an accident."

36.) "I think I love you."

37.) "I can't keep doing this."

38.) "I'm not gonna be here when she breaks your heart."

39.) "Just one more night."

40.) "Yeah, I don't do relationships."

41.) "Did I ever actually mean something to you?"

42.) "I'm starting to think I'm actually going to hell."

43.) "I can't believe you sometimes."

44.) "A cup of coffee would be nice."

45.) "Do I love you? Yes. Do I like you? That's still up for debate."

46.) "You didn't have to do all this."

47.) "You're lucky you're cute."

48.) "I wish I never met you."

49.) "Need some help?"

50.) "If you think I don't like you, you're dumber than I thought."

51.) "There's nothing to be scared of, I'm right here."

52.) "If I kissed you right now, what would you do?"

53.) "You aren't nearly as smart as you think you are."

54.) "You wanna bet?"

55.) "It's okay, we'll figure it out."

56.) "You're stuck with me whether you like it or not."

57.) "Want me to hold your hand?"

58.) "Stay close, please."

59.) "I think I'm going to puke."

60.) "Please don't cry."

61.) "I had nothing to do with that."

62.) "[Name]? I must be hallucinating."

63.) "I need you more than you need me."

64.) "If you really wanted to help you would leave."

65.) "You're not actually considering this, are you?"

66.) "Look me in the eyes and say that again."

67.) "I don't believe you."

68.) "I told myself I wouldn't kiss you tonight."

69.) "Why are you avoiding me?"

70.) "I think you've had too much to drink."

71.) "I wish I could hate you, but I don't."

72.) "Are you flirting with me?"

73.) "Don't look at me like that."

74.) "I think we both know that we aren't just friends."

75.) "Trust me, you are so much better than my ex."

76.) "Will you hold my hand?"

77.) "Don't say that."

78.) "We can't just keep pretending that it didn't happen."

79.) "I'm not jealous."

80.) "Don't ask me."

81.) "I might have had a few shots."

82.) "Just admit that I'm right."

83.) "How long have you been standing there?"

84.) "You're the only one I want."

85.) "Do you know how to knock?"

86.) "You weren't supposed to hear that."

87.) "Is that my shirt?"

88.) "Why do you like him and not me?"

89.) "Is this even legal?"

90.) "You know what, I'm not even gonna ask."

91.) "What is that?"

92.) "It's three in the morning! Where were you?"

93.) "Do it. I dare you."

94.) "I'll kill him if he hurts you."

95.) "Don't even think about it."

96.) "You've got to be kidding me."

97.) "Is this for a video?"

98.) "I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that."

99.) "Your ex is a total dickhead."

100.) "How do we always end up together?"

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