im just tired

I love you, vintage gay Pikachu. You’ll find the boy for you, I promise.

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

we justifiably give Biden a lot of shit but I think "at least 3" is the funniest possible response to some right wing dipshit asking you how many genders there are

huge fan of when cats reach out and touch each other with disrespectful intent

as it gets warmer let's all remember the two most beautiful accessories a girl can have this summer are hairy legs and a bunch of bruises from bangin around

i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies