i dont know

grug: but then how will grug demonstrate high level of skill? grug have art degree

thog: any caveman represent buffalo as it is. grug must represent what it means to grug

If it were on a tile floor, I absolutely would have cleaned it up. Done a little toilet paper dab. Searched under the sink for some disinfectant. Done my best, y'know?

But I didn't know these people, and it was shag carpet, and, like, I feel like not a ton of people know what menstrual cups are NOW, let alone ten years ago, so what was I supposed to do? Find the hosts of the party and be like, "Hey, man, thanks for having me. So, like. Do you know what a menstrual cup is? It's like a... Hmm... It's like a sort of eco-friendly silicone chalice that I shove up my vagina, and-- No, it's not a sex thing, it's-- Look, this isn't even the point. What I'm trying to say is: Have you ever seen The Shining?"

I’ve seen this a couple times on Facebook and no no no no. This is borderline abusive. Maybe a father would send this, but a boyfriend???

“It’s hard because I’ve always been a tremendously good person” What are you implying about your girlfriend there, pal?

“When I text you, you are to answer” Okay mom. Seriously. She’s your girlfriend, let her have fun instead of having to check her phone constantly.

Don’t patronize your partner and act like they’re your child. Going to a party doesn’t mean they value parties over you. And if you have to remind your girlfriend not to cheat multiple times maybe you should reevaluate your trust issues. Don’t give your girlfriend a fucking curfew. If you can’t trust her to be reasonable at a party to the point that you send her a fucking book of rules, then maybe you shouldn’t be together.

Implying moral superiority, using how much he supposedly cares about the girl to justify being controlling, checking in on her and bossing her around, and making her feel bad for going to a party with other people which can be the first step in isolating someone from their friends and family.