galaxy hearts

i enjoy calling her cassie cain because it envokes a very specific version of cass in my mind that sneaks into tims apartment and eats his cereal and takes long showers that steal all his hot water

oh thank god that's not a real person i just tagged

They are now

its so scary when i see art of a robin with full-length pants and i think oh nice tim art and then i see the tags and realize it's dick....... why would you put those on him........... take them off.............. he needs his legs free you sick fuck yuore hurting him..............

Least brain damaged orange cat

my mom’s been telling me my entire life she and my dad met at a bar which BOOOO BORING but today she just casually mentions actually she placed a fuckin ad in the newspaper saying she was ‘a single lady ready to meet the one’ and he was the first to call her and they dated over the phone for like three months before they met n she was like “i was already pretty much in love with him because i adored his laugh on the phone” ????? What kinda 90s romcom bullshit

btw the first time they met in person apparently was because my grandpa fuckin uhhh died? and my dad called my mom inconsolable and she went over to console him and literally just kinda ?? never left???? ehakdhskdhskfjdkdh this bitch’s been telling me they very casually met at a bar can you beLEAF no wonder me and my brother were born fuckin drama queens

apparently. when they had their very first date my dad mentioned his daughter (my sister on his side) and my mom was like :( because she really wanted children and he just patted her hand and was like “don’t worry! we’ll have children of our own.” HDLSHDSKDHDK THE AUDACITY OF THIS MAN? ON THEIR FIRST DATE??? HELLO?

I wish dick grayson was here