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i like how the ^_^ emoticon doesn't even have an upturned mouth. goes to show a smile is all in the eyes

the tendency for racists and white supremacists to go gaga over their idea of ancient Rome is so darkly hilarious because of how entirely wrong it is. It’s not a twisting of some kernels of truth, it’s not a misinterpretation, it’s just the exact opposite, and people in Western Europe has been doing it for so long. For centuries people in Britain and Germany would be like/have been like “ah yes, we are special and superior because we are the heirs of the superior Romans” while next to a giant pile of writings by respected Ancient Romans who went “god, Britain is a dump and Germany is full of idiot barbarians. I wish I lived somewhere cool and cultured like Syria or Tunisia.”

we all know adult humans dont get enough enrichment but the other day i was walkin home past an empty playground and impulsively ran over to spin myself on this zipline merry-go-round contraption for a few minutes and it really did feel like it unlocked some neglected part of my brain. like damn we really should all go outside and play more. fuck. they werent kidding with this play time thing. have you guys heard about play time. it could be huge.

Can the written form be Computer-Rendered Artifical Prose?

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at the end of the day its about making ur life as lesbian as possible

r u guys ok i haven't heard anyone say yeet in awhile

u guys used to love yeet...

if "29" is your idea of an older woman you have a flickering pale aura and you will not survive daylight saving time

The moon looks different when you’re happy, I hope you see it tonight and know exactly what I mean

asking "hey is it fine if I smoke in here" and before you're able to answer I've already set up a full rack of salmon over a fire in your living room