why are people even questioning obesity in america

why is your tea liquidised?

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

[skeletons ooh-ing]

Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.

#INTO THE HARBOR

Englad doesn’t own anything

except that time we owned most of the world

If I stop reblogging this, I’ve gone to the other side.

I have only seen this legendary post in screenshots, so today is a blessed day.

HOLY HELL I FOUND IT

And this is why I love Tumblr

Drinking cold tea is like drinking cold hot chocolate. Sure, you *can* do it, but you *really shouldn’t*

I only see this on pinterest omg….

BEHOLD THE GREATEST TUMBLR POST

“world war tea” is the best play on words i’ve heard in weeks

this post is a wild ride from start to finish

I haven’t seen this since chocolate milk was added. Is that really just an American thing? You’re missing out guys!

😂😂😂

Sometimes I like to freeze my grapes

The problem is that Britain is always cold and rainy but here in North America we have these things called “Seasons” and “Hearwaves” and if we only drank hot beverages we’d probably die

Petition to bring back Friday the FUCKteenth.

This is like a shot of a woman running where the camera focuses on her cleavage. Except it’s a man, not a woman. And a pug, not boobs.

Sex tip: If he’s pressuring you to do anal, buy a dildo the same size as his dick, and ask him to do it first. If he’s scared of the pain- case closed. There’s absolutely no reason that he should expect it to feel any differently for you. If he says that it would be emasculating, belittling or ‘gay’, then that man is a misogynistic homophobe, and you better run for the hills as fast as your legs can take you.

I’m screaming

Take it like a man

What if he says yes

then you start making memories

We’re homophobic if we don’t wanna take a dildo in the ass now? 🥴

You’re homophobic if you say it’s “gay, belittling or emasculating” to receive anal. And you’re misogynist/a shitty person if you have to use pressure to get your partner to do it, but you don’t want to do it yourself because you’re afraid of the pain. Don’t ask anyone else to go through what you’d consider painful for your pleasure if they’re not into it and don’t use pressure.

Unless you hit me in the face with a brick that says “I’m flirting with you,” I’m most likely just gonna think you’re being nice.

Oh my god i finally have a word for it….

There’s such enormous power in naming and understanding things, isn’t there 🙏

Men’s moans are >>>> like, don’t be afraid to moan or whine because that shit is cute as fuck

i love the phrase “you’re not wrong” because nowhere does it imply that you’re right either

True Neutral

admitting youre an asshole doesnt excuse being one

if you dont like my tone, youre REALLY not going to like what i say next

idk why introverts have a reputation of being quiet and shy people who’d rather be alone. have you ever been friends with an introvert who’s decided you’re worth their time? we turn into the clingiest, most needy pieces of shit on the planet because there’s so few people we actually can stand

That’s exactly what all the people should know. 

im sorry to everyone who has ever tried to talk to me and then realized my communication skills are equivalent to a stale piece of bread