His World

but what’s in the middle

if my girlfriend was talking enthusastically about an interest that we did not share, i would simply listen with excited interest.  rip to straight men but im different

i need to swim in a clear cold stream and then lie down on a big warm rock in the sun to dry this is non-negotiable

Bitches be like I'm fine and then go ahead and write poems in the notes app.

The fact that makeup is considered to be “mature” and “sexulized” implies that being a clown or mime is the sluttiest job out there

Idk which plague doctor needs to hear this but no matter what anyone says, your knowledge of herbs is immense and your beak is huge

ok I know every gay is "yearning" right now but I think you guys might just be horny

i can fucking multitask

I go feral for antiques. Who held you? Who loved you? How did you end up here, with me?

hey bro hit this *passes you a caterpillar in a leaf*

*gives it a little kiss and passes it to the next person*

Maybe if you go watch Barbie as the Princess and the Pauper you'll calm down.

if you became extremely small due to a scientists laser id still be your friend

I think I already reblogged this but im gonna do it again because this is a good reminder on how toxic gatekeeping it.

I’m reblogging this for the amount of thought that was put into figuring out the necessary configuration for a mertaur wheelchair.

NOW I will reblog this.