Silvertongue

June 1st is TOMORROW. It means that GAY PEOPLE will exist, but only for ONE MONTH. Do not forget to buy your tickets to see them NOW, or else you will have to wait AN ENTIRE YEAR to be able to meet them AGAIN.

happy Barely Keeping It Together Wednesday to all who celebrate

all yall make jokes about couples and their nonromantic third wheel having fun together, but im the one getting treated to food tonight by the couple im nonromantically third wheeling. you wish you were me

I'm sorry I read this as "necromantic third wheel" and went on a very rapid powerful imagination adventure. hello lovebirds I'm the skeleton here for breadsticks

You people are normal right. If I learn how to be a person from you it would be fine right

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I’m ready to be transformed by the ibuprofen . I’m ready to be born again in its purifying light.

black mackerel tabby with high white spotting

smirking bastard with grievous grin

still annoyed my mom threw out my wisdom teeth. you don't just RECYCLE SOMEONE'S TEETH, MOTHER

My sister got our cousin’s baby teeth (both graduated from college at this point) for Christmas and they were perturbed to say the least

always, this website beckons me back with its siren song