The Lone Wanderer ☆

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism

Girl whose most frequent mistake is inaction voice: wow I keep making mistakes I better not do anything

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This is still circulating so I'm just reassuring yall that this was absolutely taken as a joke by the coworker involved and I literally heard her laughing across the office. No hard feelings; enjoy the goof guilt free!

I don’t need a Skip Intro button I need a Skip Sex Scene button

Dear Applicant, Thank you for applying for the team member position at our company, We carefully reviewed your skills and qualifications and have decided you are so epic and so fucking cool and we are going to hire you and give you one bilion dollars because we like you so much

im not the same person i was when I pulled that meat out of the freezer this morning. I've changed. i don't have that in me anymore. ive moved on