Autistic Enderwoman

my pronouns she/her but I want you to hesitate before you refer to me as that

“this pillow works better if your a back sleeper” bitch I’m a rotisserie chicken sleeper I don’t stop turning until sleep rips me forcefully from this world

this is about snow totals not cock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everybody in the notes shit up yall have too many thin characters already i don't even play aminsl crosting let the bird nerd be chubby

AAAHHH NO HES TURNING HIS SWAG ON! *something happening to me that looks like im being bludgeoned to death by an invisible person*

Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure

great job everyone lets hit the showers

i've been informed he is blind sorry sir you can keep the visor on. the hoes love you

just been informed you hate women. the hoes hate you for unrelated reasons to the visor

alright i was informed that you don't actually hate women it was a mistranslation. the hoes have complicated feelings towards you