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If Craig’s swim form is all dried out because of age, how is Octavio still very much not dried out? They are similar in age so like genuinely how??????? Did he find the secret to eternal youth or smth. Does the fact that he is trapped in his swim form part of it??? Is craig now also stuck in his swim form for the same reason as Octavio was??????

As I've said in the comments, they used different life extending methods that are IMPLIED to be a thing in splatoon universe, Craig's mentioned in the first artbook ikasu art as "drying in the sun" and considering his name is actually Ataraime Yoshio (アタリメヨシオ) that translates as a pun for dried salty squid, it's the sun and salt that dried and preserved him to live past 100.

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

Hey so

Uhh yeah here’s. here’s your old man. He’s kinda like a dryad of some sort? Incredibly fucking tall also