heretic blood

my roommates keep bullying my cat by calling his name repeatedly to get his attention and then going “bababooie” every time he looks at them

when a centaur needs to go faster he slaps his own ass

delete this

eventually you realize you don’t want to die. you just don’t want to live the life you’re living. and slowly you try to create a life you want to live. just gotta start there.

anyways good night i’m gonna go indulge in my unrealistic romantic fantasies until i fall asleep

ok so . rb this w/ ur sign, the song currently stuck in ur head and whether or not u sleep w/ socks on. its for sciens 

feminism means I can eat 8 pasta bowls at olive garden and if a man talks to me I can shoot him

thanksgiving is cancelled in 2020. instead, november will be a month of Dionysian madness, casting curses, moonlight revelry, dubious self-care methods, ritual sacrifice, and mashed potatoes. 

I’m in

Do u ever have an inside joke with urself