SUBACUTE DECOMPOSURE

it's crazy how SINNERS came out this year and immediately entered vampire classics canon forever. studios need to give ryan coogler 200 million dollars to do whatever the fuck he wants every few years in perpetuity.

like why are mobile games allowed to lie about what they are in ads. wasn’t that illegal at one point

let me out of the fucking CYBER WORLD

I'm sure if we really tried we could come up with a video game walkthrough format that's even less convenient than unannotated nine-hour YouTube videos of someone playing the game badly. A handwritten manuscript of mad ravings, perhaps, or possibly a live audio broadcast of a machine-generated voice very slowly reciting puzzle solutions in Russian.

your teeth are a gift from god and you can sink them into other people's flesh btw

... So make sure to brush them...

STEP ONE of treating that stab wound I gave you is letting me tonguefuck it