i can hear my blinking
Apparently that’s a thing you should get checked out if it happens on the regular.
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i can hear my blinking
Apparently that’s a thing you should get checked out if it happens on the regular.

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Life hack possibility: Get a cat when you're in peak mental state and practicing all kinds of self-care. Try to keep the routine up, doing the same things at the same hours every day until the cat is used to it. Reward the cat for participating in your daily activities. Cats have pretty good internal clocks and will nag at you if something they like has been forgotten.
Ideally, you would then have a small biological reminder alarm who loves you, following you around with reminders like "HEY HUMAN YOU FUCK, IT'S 5:30 PM, TAKE YOUR MEDS, I WANT MY HUMAN-TAKES-THEIR-MEDS -TREAT", and "HEY HUMAN, GET INTO YOUR STUDY CHAIR, I WANT TO SIT ON YOUR LAP FOR DAILY READING TIME" and "HEY HUMAN GO TAKE A SHOWER, I WANT TO SIT IN THE HOT STEAMY BATHROOM" and the cat has no snooze button, because if something is important to the cat, they don't simply let you forget it.
I have done this and it absolutely works.
Literally any other colour would’ve been a better choice guys.
I’d like to point out that the colour red has more positive than negative meanings.
im sorry but this reply absolutely killed me
red can mean whatever the heck you want it to mean, that is never going to change that this straight up looks like they DRAGGED A BLOODY BODY ACROSS THE FUCKING FLOOR 😂
Hi fun fact, colors do have meaning and there is a legit thing called color theory. Red does has more positive connotations than negative like the @mintymaiden said. Red is associated with more love, lust, passion than blood and death just like the chart shows you but If you want, here’s a link for you to check it out yourself. Also, check out “The Designer’s Dictionary of Color” by Sean Adams. Have fun learning something
Xoxo
-Designer
What isColor Theory? Color theory is a term used to describe the collection of rules and guidelines regarding the use of color in art and de
I think y’all are missing the point here.
You can theorize to Nebraska and back but that doesn’t change my immediate reaction which is that someone is literally dragging a corpse around
I like that the presumption here is that “No One On Tumblr Has Heard of Color Theory, Let Me Explain in Depth” rather than simply acknowledging that the VISUAL EFFECTS of this particular color choice, applied in the manner it was, can still amount to “this is a hospital and that looks like blood”
like, color theory doesn’t exist in a vacuum. If your design of choice for Blood Red Paint is asymmetric splatters and sploches against the wall, or in this case, a snail trail on the hallway’s floor, an infographic won’t override the viewers’ instinct.
this post is the perfect summation of tumblr’s reading comprehension and critical thought abilities
Reblogging because there’s a lot of new people on here and you need some context for the jokes.
Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection
Hey there guys. It’s me, in 2022, commenting on this post from 2016. There’s been a lot of people on this site lately being like “oooh no don’t make viral uwu I’m so pathetic, little, and defenseless and my poor notifications can’t handle 10k reblogs” well first of all ALL of us are pathetic, little, and defenseless and secondly none of our notifications can handle 10k reblogs and thirdly I’m not a coward and I think this should have a million notes. Not because of its own merit as a post, I just think it’d be funny if when I turn 30 this year and I reflect on the greatest accomplishments of my life thus far, I have to at least consider putting “famous tumblr popcorn post” on the list
Have fun in the war dumbass I’ll be at home fucking military wives
Damn. Good way to get your fucking windows kicked in
shut the fuck up and raise my son bootlicker
All fun and games until someone with 3 confirmed kills shows up at your doorstep with a baseball bat
im not at my house tho, im at yours with your wife
But he’s got shooters all over the world 🌎 even when he’s away
just shot a load in his wife
You ungrateful asshole. My bf might be fighting for your freedom and you’re here mocking him for keeping your pathetic ass safe from the threats of the world. If a war comes to our country, we’re not saving you, you dumbass ungrateful fuck up of a human being.
Your bf is fighting for oil and killing civilians and probably cheating on you he’s a scumbag, which is why I just fucked his mom to make a better son
The fool taunts the hungry dogs but the dogs have their day and the fool becomes a feast
your girl boutta be the feast soon as you get deployed boot boy
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Who ever was the first person to post this is the biggest piece of shit in the world. You’re an amoral ASSHOLE!!!!!
Hotmeat89 you are a disgrace you don’t deserve to be called an American! You don’t even have the right to call yourself a MAN!
I don’t call myself a man but your wife still calls me to fuck
happy veterans day

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Lookit the cute little bugger I wanna squish him
this might be a bold statement but I think one of the best character designs to exist in television is salem saberhagen, a warlock punished for trying to take over the world & forced to live as a cat for a 100 years, who spends his penance being a bitchy little drama queen who causes constant trouble and cries a lot
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The original poor little meow meow
all of tumblr: we fucking hate bots
also tumblr:
Hey, I LOVE bots when they’re just here to play with us. COMMERCIAL bots suck.
Hey, I LOVE bots when
they’re just here to play with us.
COMMERCIAL bots suck.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
you heathens will reblog day specific posts any day of the week. i woke up thinking it was wednesday
happy wake up thinking it was wednesday sunday
it's fucking friday
happy woke up thinking it was wednesday sunday but it was actually fucking friday tuesday
no it really is wednesday

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i think "take a hike" is like the funniest response to someone. like dude just get outta here. and go experience the wonder of nature for a bit
ancestral form of touch grass
Also my boss was judging me yesterday for my salmon being covered in garlic and having a powerful smell >:(
It’s tasty stfu
YOU
are the person that eats fish at work?????
you asshole I knew you were evil but this is a whole new level
(◡‿◡✿) It sounds like someone needs some fish
enjoy your mercury poisoning
Also my boss was judging me yesterday for my salmon being covered in garlic and having a powerful smell >:(
It’s tasty stfu
YOU
are the person that eats fish at work?????
you asshole I knew you were evil but this is a whole new level
tag the oc that has the weirdest name

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sO Abel about your Mars uniform
That’s uh
that’s fine actually you’re head of security you want to wear a miniskirt and leggings with thigh high boots you go for it I ain’t gonna stop you
god this is so much work fuck and im burned out from my all-nighter sunday night and like im going to roll myself in breadcrumbs and put myself in the oven and then the dishwasher im we’re so far beyond thesis papers to touch the stove to like its due tomorrow night and i have to re-order and heavily edit the entire thing oh playlist of blind guardian’s entire discography we’re really in it now
It’s 2 am I’m still working on it and no where near done and my tummy hurts and I’m not feeling very brave about it
Go go go! You got this! Eat some oatmeal, fresh fruit (non-acidic), and/or toast if your stomach still hurts. Or applesauce if you have that! Whatever you have that’s soft and will give your stomach something to digest without being too heavy like a bunch of meat or pissing it off like acidic/spicy foods can. Sick foods, because you are essentially sick right now!
You’re not in full health and your body’s homeostasis is all out of wack, sure it’s not being caused by any pathogen or any underlying cause other than your thesis, but your body neither knows that nor cares, all it knows is that it’s hormone balances are all over the place and it’s responding to the disruptions as best it can. Be gentle with your body, it doesn’t know any better. Your brain may know that it’s just a paper but your body only knows fighting to survive in the wild, that’s what it’s evolved for for billions of years, it’s trying to maintain that ‘I’m fighting for my life’ response because it doesn’t know what else to do for you, and it can’t maintain it for this long without things getting out of wack. Be gentle with it, it’s trying to help you but it doesn’t know any better.
Eat something gentle, slow, deep breaths to calm down your body’s stress response, and get back to work. You’re almost there, you’re so close! You got this!
#slow breathing really does help!#that fight or flight response youre feeling is triggered by the sympathetic nervous system which inhibits digestion#and gets your muscles ready to run and fight#slowing your breathing can help get your parasympathetic syste back in control#which enables digestion and relaxes the heart rate and breathing#so slow breathing really will help bc it directly counters the part of your nervous system triggering that stress response!#and i would wager that’s why your stomach is all upset#since the sympathetic response basically tries to shut down digestion to reroute blood and energy to the muscles so you can run away/fight#and thats kinda... not good for an extended period of time i would imagine lol#forgive me i just took physiology this semester#the feeling sick being bc of extended sympathetic stimulation wasnt DIRECTLY covered but i think it sounds sensible lol#so would be willing to make a wager that calming down and getting your parasympathetic back in control will help with many symptoms#anyway enough science rambling - eat - dont panic - and get through this#go go go!
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