The Twilight Zone

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- The guy whose computer screen you can see at the start is looking up “what to do if a dog has rabies”

- The unbroken wall of hydroflasks in front of the teacher’s podium

- Good Mythical Morning poster

- Inexplicable “NO TALKING DURING RAZOR LOVE” sign

- The guy next to the videographer just has the letters “WBOEOADRS” in giant font on his computer screen

- The teacher knowing to pause for booing after he mentione Ashe County Middle School

- The kid that yells “I hate them!” enthusiastically

- A sign that says “NO FREAKING” with a picture of two stick figures having sex

- Hand-painted “educasion is overated” poster

- The fact that the class knows to say “standing by” when he tells them to stand by

- The woman literally waiting outside the door to hand over the dog

- The tenderness with which he handles the dog before he announces its imminent demise

This still does not make MSG inherently harmful, as high histamine foods are also usually densely packed with vital nutrients which are part of a healthy balanced diet. Histamine itself is also critical for physical and mental health, and cannot be eliminated entirely from diet without causing severe health issues. The problem is not the food; the problem is our dysfunctional immune systems.

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They think that they’re thieves, agents of an elite criminal group led by Giovanni, stealing rare pokemon and advanced technology and such. And there might have been a time this actually was their jobs. In the first season or two, they frequently get angry phone calls about how they’ve fucked everything up, or get their expense account cut off because they have literally never turned a profit on their criminal enterprises and constantly procure and then lose/destroy expensive and elaborate devices.

But then the world came within a hair’s breadth of being destroyed, several times, and Jesse, James, and their weird cat rescued everybody. As terrible as they’ve always been at criminal endeavors of any kind, when the apocalypse approaches and they’re forced to step up, they’re really fucking good at saving the day.

And Giovanni is over here like… if the planet is destroyed, or time/space becomes unrecognizable, or civilization collapses, there’s no way for me to run a profitable criminal enterprise anymore. I need this planet, because it’s where I keep all my stuff. And I don’t pretend to understand the why of it, but these couple of bumbling nutcases that I should have fired years ago seem to be an important component of that? Somehow? So you gotta stop thinking about them in terms of acquisitions and start considering them… loss prevention. As in, even if you waste a million dollars a month on giant cat-faced robots and a vast array of fancy ball gowns and they never turn a profit, they are preventing all of your assets from going away at the same time because of something you can’t do anything about.

So hard babysitting this baby chick 

in reference to the chain fic

I can see Ravio having A Panic™ because oh goddess someone robbed the place. But once he calms down and does a count of the missing items, he would recognize the things missing as Links adventuring gear. Which makes perfect sense considering Link is gone too.

Legend hates that it comes in handy, especially since it was the portal and not him that made the choice to bring it. But he’s not one to ignore a perfectly useful item just because he has mixed feelings about it.

Warriors ends up using the door to crush a bokoblin and declares it to be the best crafted door he’s ever encountered. (And he definitely ends up using it as a crushing weapon again. Because while Legend is an expert on making anything useful, Warriors is a genius on using any item as a weapon. Legend is just pissed his door keeps getting covered in monster guts.)

Wind starts calling it the Master Door, which Legend hates but can’t get him to stop. The rest of the chain starts calling it that too and he just gives up. He does get some enjoyment out of making up stories about how the door ended up coming on this journey, no one besides Hyrule knows the truth and he’s been sworn to secrecy.

I am in LOVE with the idea that Sky does carvings on it. By the time the journey is over, the whole thing is cleverly decorated (making use of the various dents from Warriors smashing monsters with it) with scenes from the quest.

I bet they can have so much fun with the door

Some Link, way down the line: *goes into a dungeon

Legend’s ghost: “it is time young hero. Are you worthy of the master door?”

Link: “the wha-”