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dino saurs were not scary monsters they were mamas with eggs and when they drank water they were like fuckk yessss waterrrr
i needed to read this today so im sharing it to all of you!!
“oh no we’re all doomed by the narrative” maybe you are. i’m the narrative’s favourite.
update: turns out this is not a good thing for me

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Come to think of it, it really is insane that my entire country is burning alive and literally no one in the rest of the world cares. Thousands of Indians are dying every day from the heat, it's 45+ degrees in multiple areas, the government couldn't give two fucks, we're getting severe warnings and red alerts, and not a soul outside of South Asia is speaking about it because why would you ever care about brown people
please keep talking about how Becky from Maryland doesn't like the rising gas prices. It's clearly the more pressing issue.
USA folks, that is a consistent temperature range hitting 113°. Death Valley temperatures. In Banda, it hovered between 116°-118° (47°-48° C) for a week straight.
This has been happening all month with little to no international media attention. Here are a few organizations you can check out for resources or to support:
ActionAid India
SEEDS India
GlobalGiving
Raise India (Project Tapan)
Friend: dude could I have some of your fries
Me: ( assenting hand gesture, managmaniously): until you are satisfied

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the new apprentice is Orel Puppington!
i can definitely see Orel accidentally becoming an apprentice. maybe he’d try putting Clay into a trap… and then he learns that saw traps are a sin because they arent OSHA compliant or some shit
lowk was fighting drawing this but they look so cute 🫀 even Hoffman. also 4got to give Larry a chair. #abworkout
imagining them as a big ass family whose ancestor just got really strong genes (theyll also probably kill eachother if in the same room)
even lower effort alt version below cut
in other developments re german/anglo cultural exchange on breadstuffs, this image was posted to a facebook group yesterday
the following events ensued:
1. predictable lively discussion on the preparation of Wienerschnitzel, in which natives and wurstaboos are pro-puff and everybody else is like *confused dog head tilt* why wouldn’t you want the crust to stay ~attached to the thing you put it on? as with other fried foods?
2. thirty “Bad Schnitzel is my band name” jokes
3. thirty “Bad Schnitzel is my stripper name” jokes
4. one “ah yes, Bad Schnitzel! a lovely spa town” joke
5. this absolute masterpiece:
basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg
idk why people are still trying to do "hear me out"s on tumblr
you could talk about wanting to fuck the space needle on here and people would still call you a poser for insisting on fucking "conventionally attractive architecture" as if that's a coherent, easily-recognizable category
I want to fuck Antoni Gaudi's unbuilt Hotel Attraction skyscraper design
"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.
“hear me out” and it’s the fucking dildopolis

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I’m so mad at myself
it didn’t occur to me until like half an hour ago that I could have written daddy kink chainshipping for Father’s Day