My life for Sterek & Hobrien

"Do you have to fight gravity to do that?"

Derek: And commented "Damn Daddy🔥" on all of my pictures?

Stiles:

Derek: *on the couch, wearing one of those cozy blanket hoodies with cute animal print with the hood on, eating ice cream, watching love island*

Stiles: Sooo therapy’s been good, huh?

Random lady: Why don't you have kids

Derek, married to Stiles, who's staying at home taking care of a baby Eli that no one except immediate family knows of:

Stiles: *places a red bull in the front near Eli*

Random lady, gasps: I hope that's not for him!

Stiles: Yeah, it is

Derek: I can't believe this guy is my fated mate.

Stiles: What?

Stranger: Smile!

Derek, family's been dead for 6 yrs:

Derek: My mother died this morning

Stranger: Smile, it can't be that bad

Stiles, expert bullshitter: *starts crying and sobbing*

Random stranger: Aw, giving mom a break?

Derek, married and mated to Stiles for years:

After Eli is born, New York, in an elevator full of ppl

Stiles holding Eli with Derek's arm wrapped around his waist, filled with love:

Stiles, aka Mischief: When are you going to tell your wife about us?

At a spa night with Lydia

Stiles: Yeah, me and Derek have been starting a rumor that we sleep in bunk beds

At the police station

Parrish: I'm gonna need a passport or driver's license

Derek: I don't have those

Parrish, confused: why???