Daniel is a he/him lesbian we love that

he’s a cartoon character. he is a little girl. he is a friend. he’s my homeboy. my rotten soldier. my sweet cheese. my good time boy

I hate gamers…

skyrim fans, grab your shouting

Pokemon fans, grab your balls

this event is cancelled

i just besmirched this guy's honor and i seriously think he might try to kill me over it i'm freaking the fuck out

americans are a saudi oil baron's idea of classy. brits are an american's idea of classy. the french are a brit's idea of classy. unfortunately the chain ends here since the french's idea of classy is also the french

I blogged so hard and scrolled so far but in the end it doesn't even matter

tumblr version of "you sir have won the internet. have an updoot"

man come on

I am having a good time that will probably last for ever this time