feed me cigs

I’m not a girl or a boy I’m saying I’m an insect who dreamt he was a man and loved it. But now the dream is over and the insect is awake. yeah any pronouns is fine

ⓘ A sewing machine is a device that provides a several-fold increase of the speed at which you can make mistakes

no matter how hard i try i will always be that little girl wondering why everyone is better friends with eachother than her and begging to be loved

in another life we're all on the playground sitting by the fence in the grass together and we all have eachother. maybe not here but somewhere it wasn't like this.

it's a well-known secret among time travelers that you can just do whatever you want to genghis khan and it won't affect history at all. just last week i visited late 12th century mongolia to do a Hot Ones-style interview with him and someone had already given him a PBR baseball cap and a steam deck- the butterfly effect has that name for a reason but temüjin's destiny is just so firmly rooted that no amount of interference could possibly change it. dude absolutely kills it at Crypt of the Necrodancer

2015? that wasnt even that long ago. it was only... [doing the math] ohhh. ohhh..... oh dear...

I sent you omens and all kinds of signs please respond

i'm sort of between graves right now

got one foot in the grave but it could go anywhere. any grave. could be yours. if you want it.