normalise saying ''what the fuck is wrong with you'' to mean people

cannot understand why people like youtubers who are yelling the entire time. why do you let that man raise his voice at you.

i can sense that I am not the only warrior of light in this popeyes bathroom

microdosing hell by being awake and literate

nvm i’ve said too much #unknowme

some days are really hard and it can be difficult to understand why. but usually its probably because my blood is haunted

Many of you may be asking- what is rap? Well, to put it simply, rap is the part of the Gorillaz song that sounds- a little different.

whenever you take too much time to write something know it is because stephen king has been stealing your life force

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

not a caller not a texter but a secret third thing

don’t contact me. ever

guy who needs to send an email so he completely isolates himself from the world misses out on every opportunity curls up in a ball and dies. and like 2 months later sends said email finally

You know what dahling lets indulge a bit, pour me another glass of pussy.

its okay to be cute btw

*releasing cute spores*

i wish i had a dick so i could experience erectile dysfunction

If I wasn’t so sleepy you’d all be soo fucked

Just sleep

There’s no fucking way that works