Day 2 for Bokuroo week - Yakuza AU

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Day 2 for Bokuroo week - Yakuza AU

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kuroo: alright, letās go over this one more time.
bokuto: if something breaks?
kuroo: we try to fix it before akaashi gets home
bokuto: and if that doesnāt work?
kuroo: we blame kenma
kenma: seriously, fuck you guys
boyfriend jacket
Bokuto: Bro this coffee is so good Iām so fucking alert right now I could probably do a whole math problem.
Kuroo: Correctly??
Bokuto: I donāt know

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Weird peeve time. Calling lab grown gemstones āfakeā is stupid because itās the same shit just not formed naturally. An artificially grown diamond is the same shit as a natural diamond it is the exact same material bro itās all fuckign carbon
Itās carbon itās pretty and it didnāt involve slave labor whatās not to love??? Hi Iām having geology opinions tonight apparently. And Iām right
There is so much bullshit in the diamonds industry to be mad about tbh. It also ties into the bullshit of the wedding industry as a whole but we donāt have the time to unpack all that
not even going to lie, the day i learned i could get like 15 lab grown rubies the size of dimes for $20 is the day i spent $20 on rubies, and i have never once said to myself āman, i wish this cost $1,600 and the lives of eight children to produceā
We are a pro-lab-grown mineral blog here, not only is it massively cheaper but massively more ethical as well in many cases.
another very cool lab grown gem is Moissanite. It has a 9.25 on the mohs hardness scale where diamond is a 10. Moissanote also has a 2.69 refractive index in comparison to diamondās 2.419 and here is the differenceĀ
and the best thing about moissanite? It is all lab grown and it costs only a fraction of what diamond costs. So fuck the diamond indsutry and buy lab grown gems which cost significantly less
Also itās just cool to think of some mad scientist lookin person doing shit against the law of the universe and making pretty gems for you. Like cmon. This shouldnt be allowed probably. But humans really be like on gOD i want some shiny an just started MAKIN em
for years people wanted alchemy, well now we have alchemy and weāre making gemstones out of it and suddenly āit doesnāt countā anymore
hey sorry i'm late i wandered into a liminal space
what do you mean i've been missing for 10 years
One night I woke up and got almost convinced that the day before never existed because of a man and itās still fuck me up sometimes
The story takes place in summer. A friend drove 5h to come to see me (which was very sexy of him) and we spent the whole day together. We had a blast but damn I was exhausted af and so was he so we went to bed, sharing the same bed and I quickly fall asleep. I woke up in the middle of the night, finding the bed empty and cold. Iām alone in the room. Itās past midnight. Iām lost and confused because I spent the whole month dissociating really hard so maybe it was all fake, I imagined everything and in reality Iām lonely and this was nothing but a dream.
But no.
He was just too hot because it was 40° and went on the couch in the living room. We moved the fan to the bedroom and ended up falling asleep. To this day heās still ashamed to make me panicked that night. :ā)
He knows no rest
Youāre⦠not dating???? ą² _ą²
Couldāve fooled me
You know a lot of people meeting us are convinced we are dating because we are both softies who love to hold hands and hug and I give a LOT of petnames (like kitten, baby, sugar, etc..). Even on discord when we are in vocal, new people are sure we are dating like a guy once apologized to me because he didnāt want me to think he was trying to hit on my man lol
Also we are in a group of 4 people and we are the only mlm so I end up drawing us as a couple often whenever I hear a gay couple describing each other funnily.
(Translation: āMy lover is an antiquity, I found him in a flea market.ā
Did I ever mention heās almost 2m tall and heās the softest man I ever met when itās about to hold kitten in his hands??? You need to know that. Iām 170cm and I feel small next to him
Great news! Now his own friends are asking him if we are secretly dating!
Friends to lovers, slow burn, 50k
Whereās the fic now!!!
He forgot his sweater at my place and now itās mine. Finderās keeper, bitch.
I have never shipped a couple so hard YOU BETTER KEEP US UPDATED
Oh well, then here: Weāre going on vacations this summer!! None of our friends asked for our opinions for the bedrooms and they decided that they will all get simple bedroom while we will get the double one.
My hypnotherapist refers to him as āMy husbandā and one of my tattoo artists calls him āmy boyfriendā
My life is getting my friends assigned as my lovers.
I have, for once, been assigned as the boyfriend!!
My doctor got very into our romance and asked if he was moving with me. Got disappointed when I said no. I didnāt have the heart to tell her that we arenāt dating.
Heās currently sleeping at my place and sleep talked few nights ago, shoved my teddy bear in my arms while saying āGet it, Pedro, youāll need it.ā
He doesnāt know any Pedro. None of my names are Pedro.
Okay hereās the list of everything we got
For him:
My lover
My husband
My fiancƩ
My only-2nd-in-momās list possible boyfriend.
For me:
His boyfriend
His lover
His babe
āBad companyā by his mom
But why are you ābad companyā by his mom
Because he bought a shirt with skulls and stuffs like that on it while heās usually a very plain clothes guy, his mom is saying Iām bad company because Iām influencing him in the wrong way
And I love being seen as bad influence or bad company because Iām clearly not haha
@annoyedlord
You ever consider dating? (Is it like a QPR? Or yall just vibing.
We eventually talked about dating, but Iām absolutely not interested in being in a romantic relationship and itās the same for him. We are very happy with our current relationship, we are excellent friends vibing together, we just find it hilarious that people see us as a couple!
UPDATE HIS MOM CALLED ME HIS BOYFRIEND ?????????
Can we have context please? How did the word Boyfriend come up?
He was talking to his mom about his vacations here because he left earlier today and is home, and his mom mentioned me using the term āboyfriendā
We donāt know if she meant your boy friend or your boyfriend, regardless, my friend didnāt ask anything and went with the flow.
Alright now he knows youāre all shipping us and he enjoys it
You know what I forgot he actually has tumblr and read this damn post along with your answers.
I love how half of the reblogs/tags/notes is like āGUYS JUST DATE??ā and the other half is like āSo great to see some close make friends!!ā
We can be your guys being dudes or your slow burn ship, weāre multitasks.
Awwwww!!!! This is adorable. How long have yāall been secretly da-.. I mean friends?
You want the secret backstory? Iām gonna give you the secret backstory.
We met over three years ago on Facebook. He was a friend of a friend (letās call that mutual friend D. and Iām gonna talk about that one friend you all ship me with as F.) and somehow we ended up replying to D.ās comment. Now itās common knowledge that Im a very smooth talker with my friends when I really like them, so I was already jokingly flirting with D. when F. joined. We flirted back at each others because it was fun, and then we all asked each other in marriage and did very bad montages of happy polycule/constellation couple except we all photoshopped our heads on theirs. F. and I added each other but didnāt talk much until M/nster Prom came out: D. made a group conversation where he added F., another friend in common and me. Starting from that we played SO MUCH together and all bonded very damn well. The twist is that F. and myself are the only male loving male out of the group, D. being a poly-het and our other friend (L.) being a bisexual woman. While we do all act like a 4 people QPR polycule/constellation, sweet talking to each other, giving pet names, holding hands etc, F. and I are *very* close and he came home multiple times (he slept home like... at least 1 week per month for the last five months?), we are always together and share bed very often if needed considering we donāt mind sleeping together since we respect each other boundaries. (I mean aside of calling me Pedro in his sleep and shoving my plush in my arms, he never did bad to me and uh, worst case Iāll drool on him.) We often joke about actually getting married but Iāll lost a lot of disabled related help if we do so, sorry, no fake wedding unless we find a solution.
TL;dr: I met him on Facebook 3 years ago and made a fake poly marriage with another friend and now heās very dear to me. Thanks to how poorly made laws are for disabled people we canāt even give you a fake wedding ending even if we thought about it as a joke.
He first drove 5 hours to come to see me so now this time itās my turn to drive 5 hours to go to see him.
Alright.
We are not dating because I canāt handle the idea of being in a relationship and heās respecting it so we decide to be something on our own terms.
But.
We are boyfriends.
Here for these who asked for a pic of us
how other players see wakatoshi: jerk, too blunt sometimes rude, robot how shiratorizawa sees wakatoshi: little birds help him get dressed in the morning
Kenma: You have friends, and I envy that.
Hinata: Youāre welcome to my friends!
Kenma, looking over at Karasunoās first years: ā¦I donāt want these.

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Pup interrupts soccer match, gives interview.
The commentator narrating the pupās moves with the ball is AMAZING and Iām crying
ā(ā¦) right, but he decides to kick the ball. He gets close, and who grabs it? The Friend(dog)! Yes! A pup got into the field. Heās tied to it. He puts it under his paws and shows what football was missing in the Gasometro (fieldās name). The [team]ās men want to grab him, but they cant! The Friend has his eyes on the ball. He runs to find it again. Yes! He bites! He kneads! He wants it close! He gets lost, heās so happy! Castro (player) wants to kick his Corner but he canāt. He tells the pup āenough, enough, go over thereā⦠however *commentator laughs*, thereās the pup! When he puts it on the floor, [the dog] goes again for the ball. And of course, as any skilled man, wants it all for himself. A bit of an over-eater, this pup. And he clearly has shown conditions / talent. [The team] found the way to the goal thanks to the Pichichoās (little dog) essential inputā¦. who, of course, as any protagonist had his place at [the tv show].ā
*camera switches to interview where dog barks and mounches on the reporterās mic (who allows him do it)*
Iāve been watching Argentinean football all my life and I can confirm this is the best to ever happen on a match.
ok first of all i didnt "miss" the red flags i looked them and thought yeah thats sexy
padme
hyena positivity that focuses on spotted hyenas only is so fake. if you don't love brown and striped hyenas then get out. if you don't love aardwolves I can't even look at you oh my god
oh shit wait you guys know about the aardwolf right?????? right???????
leeeeeetle hyena? eats bugs?
Ah yes. Me. My boyfriend. And his 500 dollar four foot tall godzilla

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Oikawa finding out that Iwaizumi can speak french. Oikawa taking french lessons online so he can dirty talk Iwaizumi during practice. Iwaizumi replying with insults in a bedroom voice while trying not to lose his face. Oikawa not understanding any of it but still losing focus because bedroom voice oh god.Ā
Seijoh members wanting to strangle them both because theyāre being painfully obvious and also, Kindaichi has stopped breathing.
Another tribute toĀ suggestivescribeĀ andĀ Conquering the Great KingĀ (aka The Reason I Now Have a Thing for Neck Kisses/Bites)
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