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don't be mean to yourself that's you

you live there

oooouughggh I have a really bad headache I need to look at my screen more it's the only thing that soothes me

[as if this is not a normal and natural human thing to want] yeah i just really want to connect with people for some reason. Like some weird loser freak

Still dead

puts on the evil cursed amulet but my behavior doesn't change at all and i just keep doing exactly what i was doing except i'm much more confident at it now

this is what being transgender is like

Watching the new episode of Crowd Control and the person with the "Spelunky" shirt reminded me of the scene from A Starstruck Odyssey when Skip and Sidney went down the hole and met The Junkmother. "We saw a hole.... Had to go down it."

Still dead

dog money to usd

they're hiring me at the extra virgin olive oil factory as the oathsworn knight who protects the chastity of the olives

I'm kind of obsessed with the way sheep are handled. So efficiently. It always looks kind of unpleasant at first and then you notice the sheep are fine with it. They're always being flipped upside down and rolled down a chute or some shit. A shepherd will be tossing that thang in the air and spinning it like pizza dough & the sheep just lets it happen

took a depression nap and all i remember from my nap dreams is a nonsensical t-shirt design that left me feeling dazed and confused after i woke up.