you cant love somebody without using your hands

I Want To Establish Myself As An Autonomous Subject With Rights And Protections But Im Five

I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital

actually i was in the NICU for a couple weeks after being pieced together by surgeons but whatever lmao

That’s because she used klarna. To pay through 4 easy installments with no interest

for the record if you're ever in a position of being in the right versus another person, whether intellectually or morally and even in the person is mentally ill or a child or some other mitigating factor is involved, you always always always have to be as cruel as possible about it, you have to publicly humiliate them and and lord over them for as long as possible. if you extend them any grace the merit of being correct won't be credited to you and you'll be reborn in a lower realm

I really don't care if Miley Cyrus smoked a bong. She's 18? She can live her own life...

I have a beautiful wife called black turtleneck

sorry for not posting much! they only let me out twice a month

Let you out of what, Miku?

zip file

cat: I will just hang out on your lap now me: yay cat: I have brought ten knives

im an intelligent and beautiful girl, charming too, unfortunately also cursed

And so Pacific Rim passes from futuristic sci-fi to alternate historical fiction...

we have to let go of the pleasant fiction of plastic recycling. we got bamboozled. it's fine. not the first time. from now on just assume every piece of plastic that leaves your house is going directly into a landfill in India if it doesn't get caught in the Pacific garbage gyre first

GIRLS IN MY PHONE. WE CAN DO IT

What if we didn’t treat being in an oppressed group or not as an individual moral quality