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my autopsy results came back negative There was nothing in there

You ever think about how evil asphalt is? Like someone legit just decided "let's prevent any kind of plant or animal life from developing here and turn it into a surface which gets unbearably hot in the summer and also doesn't let rain seep through because cars drive better on it. oh and it also poisons the soil beneath it with heavy metals lol" and they let him! we let him :(

I can never predict how weird I am going to be in a given situation and this is my cross to bear

The Great Gatsby

I will just lay down for a bit

I don’t know how to stop being stupid

I am NOT asking for assistance in this matter

sometimes you’re impressed by an actor in a play. but its important to remember that what they’re doing is very embarrassing.