Silent Hearts

adults fx. destined to be a 22 episode per season tv show, cursed to have 8 episodes stuck in streaming purgatory

as an issa stan one of my favorite things about the paulantonissa mess is that it is like 98% issa’s own fault. if she hadn’t begged for paul baker to move in and then repeatedly dumped her responsibilities on him he and anton wouldn’t have spent so much time together. and if she hadn’t proposed to him and then gotten cold feet at the last minute he and anton wouldn’t be married. and if she hadn’t goaded them into kissing twice they wouldn’t have been forced to acknowledge their feelings for each other. she’s like if a character from a greek tragedy was a bisexual fujoshi

i have this deadly sickness called remembering

every day i am thankful to ancient humans for the domestication of the cat. fucking genius idea. agriculture was a good one too btw but you really outdid yourselves with the cat thing

85% tired 15% also tired

it’s a beautiful day to check out a book from the library

its a beautiful day to return a book to the library unread after it auto renews 3 times

The library says thank you for boosting our circulation stats and the book will still be here later if you want it another time <3

A cat is a machine that turns proteins into violence.

i pulled the sword from the stone but got shy and put it back. hope nobody minds 

Person in the grocery store had amazon rainforest sounds blasting on their phone as they shopped and I think that's a beautiful use of free will

"people who don't wear headphones in public are a nuisance" except this one. I respect their indomitable human spirit