some dummy

fuck you (runs your cast iron pan through a dishwasher cycle)

they should invent friends whose schedules line up with yours

dostoyevsky kinda ate with “your worst sin is that you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for nothing.”

fucking love when I'm on a call with someone and they start to do a little errand or go somewhere else and they say "and you're coming with me" like. absolutely I am let's go on an adventure I've been spirited away

being on tumblr is just cozy... you know what i mean? instagram and twitter is all flashy and loud but tumblr is as cozy as my bedroom with scented candles on a cold November night

the funniest thing about this post is gunblr dudes in the notes waxing poetic about how brave and stalwart soviet military dogs were because they think this pic is real and the animal on the submarine is a dog

i heard my nephew got enslaved by cave bugs

wait to post about this until you’ve confirmed it

sorry