You have been warned.

It’s sacred land, we really shouldn’t!

*recovers hp and mp by swallowing a hot load*

If you take it up the butt it buffs your attack and magic attack

i wanna punch you in the throat

Try it bitch I currently have two loads in my ass and the effect is stackable

do you ever get the feeling that something is wrong with your body but due to your chronic pain and fatigue you’ve become desensitised to all the messages your body sends you so you just have to sit there hoping you’ll work it out eventually and that it’s not too serious

We bought Mountain Dew flavored lip balm and now we just keep saying, "Bro, I need some gamer fuel," and kissing each other.

This isn't a cute relationship post. "We" are four grown men who are supposed to be working right now.

If sonic the hedge hog shows his feet in the new movie the economy will collapse

Gay guys grow up not knowing how to be friends with men due to being picked on and seen as an outcast by men through their formative years and not knowing many other young gay boys, to the point that they have trouble even being friends with other gay men once they are old enough to be around other successful gay men, and honestly? It shows.

Dont fuckin out me like this

i literally had to google “how do men bond” so i could get an idea of what to do with a friend of mine 

#she only needs to move one square to threaten that bishop

Bees don’t have lungs

you can’t just not have lungs

Evidently you can, provided you’re a bee