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Man, I just realized that itâs been forever since I last logged on here. What all did I miss?

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Thinking about it, Iâm pretty sure my ancestors would be horrified with me.
Not because Iâm lazy or unworthy or anything like thatâŠ
âŠbut because one of my distant uncles was among the eight survivors of the Essex, the ship that inspired the ending of Moby Dick and sank after being rammed by a whale, and what do I fuckin do after my bloodline has this Ordeal at Sea?
I get a fuckin degree in Marine Science and go back the fuck out there.
#op its your job to kill that whale
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god grant me the strength to send this email, the courage to send this email, and the wisdom to send this email
why are you reciting the triforce
how else am i supposed to send this email
OKAY SCIENTIFIC METHOD. TESTED A COUPLE OF TIMES. HERE ARE MY FINDINGS
1) THROW IT HARD AND AT AN UPWARDS ANGLE. copy paper will not do the thing this much, but you can see the effect a little bit
2) i had more success with this version, which does the same couple of first steps exactly the same but results in a slightly smaller bat with a bigger wingspan
3) before chucking out paper planes on your backyard, make sure the fence between you and your neighbour does not have exactly paper bat height gaps in them, or you will need to do a very awkward sneak at eight pm on a thursday

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I live my life under the basic principle that people know their minds, bodies, genders, and orientations better than I do so I just take them at their word when they say they are a thing.
âBut people could be faking for-â I donât care. I would rather show someone a kindness they donât need than not show them one they do.
hell on earth
#this is also what real life barn animals do whenever a gate is momentarily left open#a goat will wake up from a dead sleep and teleport instantly to the gate you left open momentarily to bring the wheelbarrow inside10,780 notes
I feel this in my soul
Itâs almost here!
I have a feeling the UA traitor is about to become relevant again REALLY soon.

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imagine being this wrong and also hiding this article behind a paywall
one time they went to a bbq as a kid and a grill ran over their mom
every day you all make me read words
the âthe colonel calls me riza when weâre aloneâ scene is/was.. lifechanging tbh
lest anyone forget this iconique moment
âNow do me a favor and dieâ is such a powerful statement.
one of the unwritten rules of comics is that you donât want to put a speech bubble over a characterâs face, but leave it to Arakawa to know the mood of that scene called for breaking the rules to make that panel layout even stronger.
Classical Pieces You've Probably Heard but Might Not Remember the Name
William Tell Overture- Rossini (Most famous part at 8:45, but why not listen to the whole thing?) Iâm adding hints, at least to the ones I recognized culturally. This one is âgo, horsey, go!â
Also Sprach Zarathustra- Strauss Slow, dramatic entry scene, IN SPAAACE.
Eine Kleine Nachtmusik- Mozart People running out of a fancy wedding or something. Also known as DUN, dun DUN, dun DUN dun DUN dun DUUUUN.
Symphony 94, Mvt. 2 âSurprise Symphonyâ- Haydn ?
Toccata and Fugue in d Minor-Bach Halloween organ!
Nocturne Op. 9 No. 2- Chopin Picture a tiny old woman playing piano in a sunlit room with lots of flower vases, about the spill the tragic secrets of her past to some timid young visitor.
Rondo alla Turca- Mozart the babysitter from The Incredibles:Â âTime for some COGNITIVE ENRICHMENT!â
Sinfonie de Fanfares:Â Rondeau- Jean-Joseph Mouret Royalty is coming. Or someone is getting married. Or royalty is getting married. Also the PBS Masterpieces theme.
The Four Seasons:Â Spring- Vivaldi (I just linked to the whole thing because itâs great) Again, someone is getting married, but this one is strings instead and a lot less frumpy.
Jesu, Joy of Manâs Desiring- Bach That one that amateur guitarists love where the notes are all up and down but all the same length. Also used in movie weddings.
O Fortuna (from Carmina Burana)- Carl Orff SONG OF DOOM. Also song of âbaby on fire!â in The Incredibles.
Funeral March- Chopin ?
Orpheus in the Underworld: Infernal Galop (A.K.A. Can Can)- Offenbach Well, âaka can-canâ says it all.
Pomp and Circumstance (You probably graduated to this)- Elgar Oh yes, Baaaa dun dun dun duun duuuuun⊠Also if you were a bandie you had to play it for 3 years before graduating to it.
Gayane: Sabre Dance- Aram Khachaturian Comically hectic productivity, a circus clown juggling while standing on a ball, or perhaps a rapidly-approaching termite infestation. Could go any way, really.
A Midsummer Nightâs Dream: Wedding March- Mendelssohn The song movies play right AFTER they both say âI do.â
Carmen: Les Toreadors- Bizet I canât be the only one who remembers when âHey Arnoldâ did this. âBullfights and swordfights, rolling in manuuure!â
The Ride of the Valkyries- Wagner Good song for a naval battle I guess? I can only think of the mini golf course I went to as a kid with the creepy castle on Hole 18 that played this.
FĂŒr Elise- Beethoven That one every amateur piano player loves to play because the beginning is just E and E-flat over and over. Also ballet and piano recital scenes in movies.
Dance of the Hours- Ponchielli Hello mudda, hello fadda, here I am at, Camp GranadaâŠ
Rigotello: La Donna e Mobile- Verdi More than a few sophisticated movie villains (or snobby good guys) have this playing on a Victrola. Also, tell me you donât picture Pavaroti no matter whoâs actually singing.
Night on Bald Mountain- Mussorgsky ?
Romeo and Juliet: Love Theme- Tchaikovsky More movie-love, usually building up to admitting they live each other.
Entry of the Gladiators- Julius Fucik I have one word for you: CIRCUS.
LakmĂ©: Flower Duet- Delibes OMG ALIAS. Nadiaâs spy  backstory in Film Noir!
Peer Gynt: In the Hall of the Mountain King- Greig Mischievous Tiptoeing in Movies song. Also something growing out of control, slowly at first and then quickly, and (comically) exploding.
Rodeo: Hoedown- Copland The title says it all tbh.
Peer Gynt: Morning Mood- Greig Sunrise/waking up Movie Song du jour.
New World Symphony Mov. [2][4]- Dvorak Well now Iâm thinking of âAn American Tailâ and Iâm cryingâŠ
Ave Maria (You knew this, but did you know that it was by Schubert?) Nothing to add. Iâm not a music snob, really, but if you didnât know this, YOU SHOULD.
Canon in D- Pachelbel This is the one that the pretty Trans-Siberian Orchestra Christmas song comes from. :-)
Add others if you want! Have fun!
Dies Irae (from Requiem) - Verdi Scary scenes in cartoons, especially involving storms, holes, or treacherous waterfalls.
Flight of the Bumblebee - Rimsky-Korsakov Oh come on, everyone knows this one! It sounds too much like the title for you to forget what itâs called! Also: Drumline.
Finale to the 1812 Overture - Tchaikovsky Naval battle! Cannon! Fireworks! 4th of July in âMurica! Even though itâs about that *other* war going on in 1812!
Der Holle Rache kocht in meiner herzen (aka the Queen of the Night aria) - Mozart The one that fancy ladies in movies use to try and break champagne glasses.
Libiamo neâ lieti calici - Verdi ?
Largo al factotum - Rossini Does your cartoon need a classical tune for your rotund Italian chef to sing while tossing pizza dough? Have we got a song for you!
Overture to The Barber of Seville - Rossini Fast-paced, sneaky-things-are-afoot movie song.
The Blue Danube Waltz - Strauss Da-da-da dum dum. *plink plink* *plink plink*. As heard in Jackâs entry to First Class in âTitanic,â and a million other places. (Veggie Tales âStuff Mart,â anyone?)
Moonlight Sonata (mvmt. 1) - Beethoven The ultimate pretty-and-sad piano and/or ballet scene song.
Symphony No. 5 - Beethoven dun dun dun DUUUUUN.
Iâm sure there are more but these were some of the first that came to mind as missing!
I think this oneâs missing, one of my favourites:
Danse Macabre - Camille Saint-Saëns
This is one of the best classical music master-posts Iâve ever seen. Iâm so proud of yall
Pavane for a Dead Princess- Maurice Ravel. Apparently itâs in Dark Knight Rises? I just think itâs pretty.
And
Tales from the Vienna Woods- Johann Strauss II. Contains the melody playing on Roseâs music box in Titanic just before Cal gives her the Heart of the Ocean.
you know what? no *powers you off*
Oh thank God finally i can sl

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Happy Birthday to my favorite walking megaphone, President Michelob Ultra.
mythbusters was so good because it wasn't a killjoy show. they didn't just say "see, it doesn't work" and leave it there
whenever they find that the stunt doesn't work as portrayed in the movie, they immediately ask "what would it take to make this happen?"
âwe know it takes this amount of explosives to work, but what if we doubled it anyway?â
Some myths I'll always remember:
* Are elephants scared of mice? (They only did that because they were in Africa and had access to elephants.)
* Will a bull run amok in a china shop?
* Is it better to run zig-zag or straight when chased by an alligator?
I love these because NONE of them turned out the way they expected. They went into all three with pre-conceived ideas of how it would go, and each time they "failed." Elephants WILL cower from mice. A bull moves very gingerly through a china shop. It doesn't matter how you run because ALLIGATORS WON'T CHASE YOU.
And each time, they reacted with just... pure glee. "Holy shit, we were wrong! Oh my god! This is great! We were so wrong!"
And that, to me, is what science is. Being excited about being wrong because either way it's information.