pinocchiology

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

Stop warning me about mature content I'm literally an adult

My understanders will Understand me

[ID copied from alt, image 1: a ceramic sculpture of a being with a cloud for a head and a legless body with two arms. its cloud head has a single eye carved in the center and is glazed white. its body is inscribed with raindrop shapes and glazed blue. Image 2: another angle of the cloud being sculpture. End ID]

DJ bunny rabbit has got the whole club burrowing into the soft loam of the dance floor

Every time an author reassures readers that the smut is skippable I sigh a disappointed sigh. This is not a reassurance. Why would anybody who likes smut want to read smut that was only included as an afterthought and has no impact on the narrative? Insulting. Just don't write it at all if you're not going to make it matter.

what they dont tell you about strategy based games is that its hard if you’re stupid

[image description: a digital illustration of Marsh Labrador Tea in full bloom. The flowers white and grow in large clusters. end description.]

huge fan of when cats reach out and touch each other with disrespectful intent

[ID: a kākāpō in a nest beside a baby bird. the chicken is white and fluffy. end ID]

[ID: A realistic oil painting of a white horse in a dark brown bridle and reins. The background is also dark brown. End ID]

it’s bc im on that damn phone honestly

deadbeat group chat member

its actually easy to de-enshittify your digital experience all you need to do is install this browser extension and this browser extension and this browser extension and input this custom script into the advanced box and go into your system settings and reconfigure all these options you didnt know existed and change your entire workflow and switch to this alternative operating system and this alternative web browser and this alternative chat client and this alternative word processor and this alternative- sorry that one turned out to be malware delete that one okay now double check your task manager for unwanted background processes and element block these ads and invest in a good VPN and append all your searches with AI blocking keywords and wait a few years until everything you just did becomes shitty too so you can do it all over again okay kitten. its literally that easy.

i love you archival work. i love you alphabetizing. i love you sorting. i love you reshelving. i love you document restoration. i love you shelf reading. i love you inventorying. i love you analysis. i love you archival work.

official library post