liz ⚔️

will despises tourists. they’re rude, loud, and have an annoying habit of asking for help. when hannibal isn’t busy, will purposefully points them in the wrong direction. he sends them down the bayou where the cypress trees are thickest, claiming that’s where the tour will start. most of the tourists have an embarrassing lack of self-preservation, too easily swayed by his effortless southern charm. he’s had plenty of practice, will’s been hunting with hannibal for years now. their dinner will be hopelessly lost by the time his husband arrives. hannibal enjoys hearing about how his mongoose played with their food.

holy shit thank yall for 5000 notes???? are you kidding me???

I don’t think Hannibal “eat the rude” Lecter would eat someone if they were the autistic, doesn’t understand social cues kind of rude because he IS still a psychiatrist

do y’all think hannibal would ever push back will’s hair and kiss his bald spot . them bangs are hiding a football field