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How about, on here, I go by Ando? He's an engineer from YDKJ Vol. 1, and it sounds like Anon. That work? Cool. Cool. This is a You Don't Know Jack (and sometimes Jackbox Games) blog, so what else would be expected?

Before we start, there's some tags you're gonna wanna know about.

#a.a.a.answers - one of you sent an ask, and I answered it

#a.a.a.rambles- the talking tag, for my nonsense

#a.a.a.reblogs- get reblogged

#a.a.a.art - i drew something

#a.a.a.surveys - I've been known to post a poll from time to time

#a.a.a.info - stuff to know about me

#a.a.a.writes - i'm a fanfic author, but you'd never know,,,,

#a.a.a.requests - stuff you kind people have asked me to write and draw! never be scared to send a request my way, they make my week

Characters will be tagged under their names, and tags will be added to this list as needed!!

Everybody's gotta have a DNI these days,,, here's mine

Just don't interact with me to make fun of others :3 If there's something messy going on that I can help with, shoot me a message, I love to help out, but if you wanna talk shit, take it elsewhere. That's not my style.

As well as the obvious DNI homophobes, racists, pedophiles, stuff like that

Read my fics, if you wanna

FIC REQUESTS: OPEN

swear to yall that I don't exclusively write schmitty and guy, they just showed up in these two

the kind of Guy you can't forget (5915 words) by Anonymous Chapters: 1/1 Characters: Josh "Schmitty" Schmitstinstein, Guy Towers, Bob | Headrush Host (mentioned), Dandelion | Bracketeering Host (mentioned), Toby | Patently Stupid Host (mentioned) Summary: Guy spends the Fourth of July building the perfect backyard party, only for every guest to bail. Schmitty shows up late.

This game requires online servers that don’t exist anymore. We’re sorry about that. (6174 words) by Anonymous Chapters: 2/2 Characters: Josh "Schmitty" Schmitstinstein, Guy Towers, Gerard (YDKJ), Raul (YDKJ), Buzz Lippman, Helen | You Don't Know Jack Producer (Jackbox Party Pack), Elevator Lady (You Don't Know Jack Volume 4: The Ride) Summary: Schmitty is sent back to the 5th Dementia studio to collect some old tech. Guy is sent back to the 5th Dementia studio to carry some old tech. They find a little more than old tech.

Closer? I hardly,,, ehhh it's not funny twice

✎෴ Helen and Nate had something of a lavender relationship back in college

✎෴ She's got a pretty bad caffeine addiction, and not in the fun 'I like coffee' way

✎෴ One could describe her resting face as a 'thousand-yard stare'

✎෴ She trusts Mavis with everything

✎෴ She didn't know Buzz existed until Nate asked her to hire him on, but she has a strong soft spot for him

MAVIS HART

✐ᝰ. She's had a crush on Helen since they were kids, but has since moved on

✐ᝰ. A lot of the hiring goes through her, though she usually just says 'yeah, sure'

✐ᝰ. Between herself, Helen, and Nate, she's the best with at dealing with conflict

✐ᝰ. She genuinely enjoys the company of most of the crew, but isn't afraid to put her foot down. really she puts her foot down quite a bit

(e.g., Helen, Mavis, The Other Bob from 2011 [WHO SUCKS I HATE HIM SO MUCH], Sam Not-Feeley from Headrush, Sue from UK)

𖹚 Her pronouns are any/all because he hasn't thought about it, and responds to pretty much anything

𖹚 Nate envies xem, only because zey assimilated far better than Buzz did

𖹚 Something's going on with him and Milan

𖹚 They don't know YDKJ The Ride even happened

𖹚 It's a big Motorbaby fan

(Motorbaby is a rock band)

Extra!!

Who’s Schmitty’s other triplet?

You mentioned Elevator Lady (Assuming it’s the one from The Ride and not The Re-Ride) once. What about the Ride’s Studio Announcer?

Do you have a favorite of the hosts?

Also, here’s The Re-Ride (in case you want to make a Conan interp): https://thereri.de/

Oh awesome I love questions!!!

The triplets are Schmitty, Toby (Patently Stupid), and Dandelion (Bracketeering)!! Or Josh, Toby, and Daniel as their mother named them. Considering the 'found a cursed amulet and got trapped in the game' thing Danny has going on, I hc he went missing when they were younger, but I'd like to flesh out how that affects Sandy, Schmitty, and Toby some more before I ramble about it,,, Supernatural bullshit just keeps happening to/around Schmitty, poor guy

I feel like the Ride's studio announcer doesn't care that much about Buzz, if you're referencing that hc!! The Ride, to me, has one of those big tumbler trampolines where the trapdoor lets out, so he isn't in any real danger (besides bouncing a lot). Buzz is a fully grown (and kind of annoying) man so he doesn't really care

Favorite has gotta be Guy <3 but out of ALL hosts? Raul. It's always gonna be Raul Netshow. I love Raul so much, I'd have drawn him, but I wanted to finish the set before I went to bed last night

yknow, to introduce me (No Bob, Raul, or Murray yet, sorry superfans)

NATE SHAPIRO

𑣲⋆ He, Helen, and Mavis are college friends, and started You Don't Know Jack together

𑣲⋆ Despite not being the best at it, they're often put in mediator roles purely because their voice calms people down

𑣲⋆ It's a running gag that every employee has dated Nate at one point or another, and if they haven't, that it's only a matter of time

𑣲⋆ They can play a good selection of instruments, though none of them above average

𑣲⋆ He wishes Buzz could see how talented she is at anything but being Nate himself

BUZZ LIPPMAN

✶⋆.° She's intersex (Klinefelter Syndrome)

✶⋆.° After The Ride, he does engineer work for the company with Ando and Tom

✶⋆.° She wears a badge to avoid being kicked out of the studio, even though it only happened once

✶⋆.° Elevator Lady is fond of him, though that fondness may, in part, be pity

✶⋆.° ooh ee ooh she looks just like buddy holly

COOKIE MASTERSON

𔓐 He was hired through a blind date with Nate, though neither care to tell the story

𔓐 Those violent tendencies of his come from his mother's side of the family

𔓐 Mavis had him do vocal warm-ups with Ray after his promotion to help with his Brooklyn accent peaking the studio mics

𔓐 Schmitty and Cookie became friends during their years as crew, and now continuously drift apart and back together

𔓐 He has one of those faces that you're sure you recognize from somewhere

GUY TOWERS

ᯓ★ He does different style eyeblack for every show (Nate is an especially big fan of the gimmick)

ᯓ★ If you can name a sport, he's at least given it the ol' college try. Coincidentally, most of these sports tend to be tried during college

ᯓ★ He's picky about his superstitions, a notable one being that he won't go out without a hat, which he insists is a luck thing

ᯓ★ Buzz looks up to him, and he can tell, so he tries to go easier on the kid than other people tend to

ᯓ★ Despite his hatred of arguing, he and Schmitty get along rather well

SCHMITTY

𖦹๋࣭⭑ He's one of three triplets, Sandy (L!F!F!) being his older sister

𖦹๋࣭⭑ Unfortunately for him, ghosts seem to like him (he does NOT reciprocate)

𖦹๋࣭⭑ Mavis was the one who brought him onto the team, and out of all of the crew at the studio, Schmitty gets along with her best, though they often butt heads

𖦹๋࣭⭑ If he were asked to play fuck, marry, kill on the other hosts, he'd fuck Cookie, marry Guy, and kill Nate, only because he doesn't think he can physically kill the other two