the stars are on your side

what's the dewey decimal number for foreskin. coward

prostrating myself at your feet for my lack of composure thank you for your wisdom

you’re laughing. they r preparing him into mochi and your laughing.

stop stop the cruelty!!!

thinking about a celebrían who absolutely does find healing and renewal of joy in valinor and goes with a thrill in her heart and a grin on her face to kiss her babies and jump into her parents' arms and climb her husband like a tree welcome her dearly-missed spouse only to find no children and no father and a tired mother whom the light practically shines through and a husband who cries when they get in bed together... thinking about a celebrían who digs in her heels like she did once before and puts her fists up at sorrow and does for elrond with all her heart what he did for her with all of his because if she could make the long long journey back to herself then her husband is damn well coming too

the self is a guy you made up to get mad at

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

this is hands down my single favorite post ive ever made that got notes

I sincerely hope that the OP realizes that gramma was very likely quoting that cartoon.

the cartoon that was drawn and posted based on my post? probably not, but i guess we can never know