pesimistic dreamer

imagining a universe where porn is a marketable genre so you have to deal with raycon ads while trying to jerk your shit

You’re an easy slut, aren’t you kitten? Almost as easy as dinner with Hellofresh

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time

Its so hard to take bunnies seriously when they're mad. Like okay, yes you're upset but you're also wiggling your nose and stomping your little foot. That's not threatening in the slightest.

go ahead talk about my current hyperfixation i won't be weird i promise

forgive me father for i am back on my bullshit

”time heals all wounds” WRONG. it merely allows for infection.. it is Too late for me

can we get 36 hours a day? not for any productive purposes i just want to finish my to watch & to read list in this lifetime . also probably get enough sleep