bless your heart

bilf (book i'd like to finish)

you people aren't CASTING

ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID????? Kindest regards, 

does anyone else think about how brave all their friends are and get really emotional about it

I'm glad everyone is alive rn

sometimes the glee version of somewhere only we know and cough syrup is just going to be in your most played songs and you have to accept that. the darren criss effect

being an adult is just saying to yourself “this is the weekend i’ll clean my [x]” and then proceeding to not do that because it’s the weekend and you deserve to relax, goddamnit

why does this have 85K notes

because we reblogged it instead of cleaning our [x]

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

adult life is truly just thinking “I NEED TO CLEAN” while dealing with the 17 other things that have a hard deadline

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

They should invent a way to sit hunched over doing crafts that is Good for your body

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars