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Tarnished, before thou continueth upon this journey, I must take the time to send hate anon to Marika’s blog.

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hoshizoralone

luci 🦋

flowerbleedme

Well as a "fan" I would be "serviced" by some THEMES AND MOTIFS #themesandmotifs #artwithmeaning

death-420

pls god where is the fourth of julie goodbye 2007 hello 2008

sillysayaka

dear dire

lesbiangiratina

Youre always so kind and gentle with me olive garden

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kristina100000

mozzarella and cheddar when i open my fridge and its not their time to be added to a fuckalicious grilled cheese sandwich

namira

Like two years ago I ran into a salamander biologist in the woods who complimented my ability to 'walk quietly in the forest while causing minimal disturbance to the leaf litter.' Still goes to my head.

sliversoakley4

this used to be the oldest bar in texas until they built an older one

txttletale

over time i have softened my position on text on flags, especially flags which are otherwise visually strong enough to the point where losing the text wouldn't impede recognition (eg brazil, iran). but i will always stand my belief that a flag having the name of the thing it's a flag for on it is embarrassing. what is this, a ben garrison cartoon ?

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what-even-is-thiss

Yeah I saw the lovecraftian horrors and didn’t succumb to madness. What- no I’m not a cultist, James. For Christ’s sake. What you’re forgetting my friend is that HP Lovecraft wasn’t a flexible man. His brain simply wasn’t stretchy enough to take it all in. I however, have short term memory issues. Flexibility is the name of the game when you can’t remember if you ate lunch or not. What’s the size of the universe? Big. You knew that already, James. Come on now. You don’t need to witness the terrifying ocean at the base of the entirety of reality itself to know that. Pass the brandy.

what-even-is-thiss

You must imagine the character I’ve created here wearing a suit and a monocle, by the way.

thesilvertophat

During a Eldritch Horrors based tabletop RPG my character was a young dandy who wasn't particularly interested in all this monster mystery stuff but his father (my brother's character) was a researcher who WAS very into it, so Bertie went along to make sure the old man didn't get into too much trouble. It was your average Eldritch Horrors RPG in that you don't make your characters with the expectation that they will survive for very long, both the game itself and the genre are very intent on turning your characters inside out, driving them insane, and blowing them up in no particular order.

The thing was, everything in this nightmare hellscape just seemed to keep coming up Bertie because the man was too stupid to realize what genre he was in. Every time he had to roll for a sanity check whenever he saw something crazy, the dice treated him so well that he just... didn't get it. Gee that sure is a funny costume. There's something wrong with that dog. These mean guys in stupid hats are trying to hurt that young lady, we can't have that! I had not built him this way, his intelligence stats weren't even that bad, random chance just made it so that this man was living a scooby doo adventure while everyone else was being consumed by The Horrors. The final straw was at the end of an adventure when Bertie escaped from the cultist headquarters by breaking out through the mansion's front window on a motorcycle with a hot rescued sacrificial maiden clinging to his back and leading the cultists on a merry chase through the hedge maze while the other adventurers escaped. His sanity score? HIGHER than when the adventure had begun. He had found the whole experience quite thrilling and felt very good about life in general! Bertie retired from adventuring to marry the maiden he rescued and care for his aging father and delight and bemuse his friends at the gentleman's club with stories of his 'wacky' adventures. I didn't want to risk breaking his ridiculous lucky streak.

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perric101

Another Miyazaki poison swamp! In other news, fork found in kitchen!

cryingdancer

falseknees

sparrowthemormon

Charlie Kirk is scheduled to speak at UVU. I have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time

sparrowthemormon

IT WASN'T ME I PROMISE

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gumi-megpoidd

i feel like youre faking being trans and are actually a cis girl

??? ive posted my penis?

gumi-megpoidd

I DID NOT PLAGIARIZE MY PENIS????

itsybitsyjoltik

we can’t keep letting him get away with this

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